50 things you may not know about me!!!

HHHEEEELLLLOOOOOOOO INTERNET HOW ARE YOU?????? I DONT KNOW SO ILL GIVE YOU BOTH REACTIONS ....AW thats good....oh sorry (hugs)  HEHEHEHEHEHEH HERE WE GO   DRUM ROLL PLEASE.

1. I am obsessed with Typo, Like legit every piece of stationary and decoration in my room is from typo.

2. I dont like swearing, but I love buying cloths with swear words on them. I think this is just me having another bipolar moment

3. I have my own personal library in my room with books I have never read, in order for people to think im smart and distract people from all the plush toys and pokemon cards littering my desk.

4. When I was five I fell off a computer chair and broke my nose while trying to get scissors. Lets just give a slow clap for stupidity.

5. I used to stare at my parents while they were sleeping and scare the hell out of them when they woke up. Im pretty sure they thought I was some kind of devil child.

6. I use to want to play soccer really badly when I was little and always complained about not being put on a soccer team, but when given the opportunity a week later I didn't want to do it because I dont like running. I dont know why I thought soccer involved not running.

7. The only reason I want to go to University of Sydney is because they apparently have a quiddich team and Pokemon club.

8. I hate science. I dont know what went through my head when I picked Biology and ignored Italian. I speak italian.

9. My closet is full of cloths I never wear.

10. When an old lady used to call me cute i would reply "Shut up Piggy-Bum". I dont know where I got this from.

11. When I was younger I thought kissing is what made you pregnant.

12. I get annoyed when people say sidewalk. Its pavement.

13. I once drank detol because I thought it was milk. I was 5 and my nonna put it in a little coffee cup.

14. I watch my nonna while she is in the kitchen to ensure that I get the first cannoli.

15. I use to be obsessed with Furbies. I had at least 20.

16. I didn't know what PMS was until I was about 15 and told my brother he had PMS and should get checked out by a doctor when I was 12.

17. I am the queen of comebacks.

18. I am meant to wear glasses, but I dont like wearing them because they make me look TOO smart.

19. I say really dirty things without realising their dirty when I say them, yet instantly realize 2 seconds after I said it. Like today my friend wasn't bothered to get out her blazer because she wanted pockets......I said for her to put her hands in her skirt......It wasnt meant to be dirty I was meaning the pockets we have in are school skirts.........Some random guy just turned around after I said "wait that was dirty" and replied "That was so dirty".

20. When I get a packet of chips I only eat the curly folded over chips, because I remember that when I was in year 4  a girl told me they were wishing chips and would make all my wishes come true.

21. I own a enormous amounts of hats that I have never worn and probably never will, yet continue to buy them.

22. I dont have a boyfriend because every guy I meet face to face, I friend-zone. You could be the hottest and nicest guy ever, but teen wolfs Dylan O'Brien and Vampire Diaries Ian Somerholder changed my perspective and now I think they are the perfect man.

23. I still havent watched the last Twilight movie, even though I read all the books in a week and was obsessed with the movies.

24. I hate yellow snake lollies, yet they are the first ones I choose when you give me a packet of snakes.

25. I like my boy little cousins more than the girls because they keep me company when I watch Ben Ten.

26. I feel awkward knowing my teacher has teenage kids or relatives,  because I am scared They will ask " Do you know so-in-so?" And I be like " Yeah, they suck". This has happened before, I accidentally told my teachers nephew I didn't like them....... Awkward silence after that.

27. I use to want to work in the circus, until I saw a clown get pooped on by an elephant.

28. I also wanted to be a vet until my mother said I would have to stick my arm inside the but of a cow.

29. I use to hate rolar costars but now I am the kid who breaks all the rules on them.

30. When I am bored I draw anime eyes

31. I use to think that Pokemon were real, so I use to collect caterpillars because I thought they were baby Caterpeas.

32. I have never lost a Pokemon battle, and I am extremely proud of that fact.

33. If I see a door closing I will bolt to the door and try to get though.

34. I spend more time on my face and hair then it actually takes to get to school.

35. If I am dared to do something, I feel the need that I have to do it otherwise it will haunt me for the rest of my life.

36. I still have nightmares. Yet I have no idea what they are about. Its always someone trying to wake me up and me replying "I know Max" and then I would wake up realising in the dream their was no one their and when I actually wake up the only thing im thinking is, Who the hell is Max. I dont know any Max's.

37. My favorite activity when I was younger was to annoy my brothers by turning off the playstation as I walked by or deleting or their saved files when they were at school, because my parents thought that if they punished me I wouldn't understand because I was too young.

38. At the start of the year I buy new everything for school, end of the year all I have is one pen.

39. I cant concentrate on what people are saying when they have a big mole on their face because the Austin Powers scene constantly replays in my head.

40. The majority of my time is spent in my room watching videos of cats on youtube.

41. My favorite Youtubeing channel is cinimasins because I finally met somebody who likes to state out loud all the mistakes within a movie.

42. When  I am bored I will reorganise my jewelry into separate boxes and then complain because I cant find what I am looking for.

43. I cant clean my room because I get distracted with all the cool stuff I find.

44. I have never experienced looking like a panda when I fall asleep wearing mascara. I dont know how you girls do it.

45. When I leave school I am planning to dye my hair rainbow.

46. When my parents come into my room asking what I am doing I instantly say facebook....even though im not and I am studying.

47. I always love the bad guy into movies or tv shows and always hate the good guys for eg Love Draco malfoy, Bellatrix, Lucius and the young tom riddle. Love kluase,  evil Damon from vampire diaries, Its impossible for me not to like bad guys.

48. When I was younger I thought you could only marry someone with the same last name as you.

49. Everyone in my family watches football except me.

50.  AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!!!!! I use to think to be a good swimmer you were part fish and secretly ate fish food and thats why they were able to hold their breathe for so long. I was 7 I dont know how I came up with it.

ANYWAYS THAT IS THE END OF THIS ENTRY EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO NEXT COMMENT OR EMAIL ME AT mariaisthebestpokemontrainer@gmail.com AND SHARE AND PLEASE FOLLOW HWHWHHWHWHWHWH
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OFF TO GO YOUTUBE CATS  

Situations Where I have no self control

HHHEEEELLLLLOOOOO INTERNET how ive missed you. I should be studying for my bio and modern exams but OH WELL im going to blod instead hehe :)  so welcome to SITUATIONS WERE I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL and I know I might appear to be adult type.....(cricket...Cricket).... Ok im less of an adult than Lady GaGa is normal, I would of used Justin Beiber simile but im scared his fans will try to kill me in my sleep :) ....and Lady Gaga is the only person I know of who has worn a bathing suit out of meat......Who made that outfit designer or butcher OK getting of track back to the countdown.

1. The pavement button press thing to go across the street (I dont know what its called)

yeah you know how you press that button to go across street and it makes a beep. When ever I come across it I will be like *poke* being all adult-like.........in my own special way........then after five seconds I develop rabies and go insane and try to perform acupuncture on it with my fingers. Imagine raving rabbits had children with the Karate Kid and that Child is on Ecstasy.......that would be me when ever I come across those buttons. Not only this but sometimes I press the button then no longer want to walk across the road and just turn away and walk somewhere else, Yes I know how mant people who are reading this who drive just want to castrate me.

2. Pokemon
Now I already know everyone knows I am a fan of Pokemon but I dont think everyone understands how much this effects my daily life.....im worse than than Ash Ketchem winning the finals in championships...... Its a problem. Just this week I have spent $100 on just Pokemon plushies and trading cards...and I dont have a job....poor mum, has to pay for my addiction.

3. Piercings
Now I just cant stand.....for all the wrong reasons. I already have zero focus. Do you remember when you were a kid and you used to play super mario brothers and you would get to the level with the mindless kooper trooper just going back and forth, YEAH DAT ME.  When you get a girl or guy with a piercing on their face  and the suns shinning all bright in the classroom, im not going to be looking at the white board, imma be looking at your diamond piercing making patterns on the ceiling. Goodbye education.

4.Exam Drawings
Do you know when your doing your exam and then the teacher is just like PENS DOWN FINISH YOUR SENTENCE!!! Theres a sentence that needs finishing alright .......but I aint finishing my sentence. I can promise you that on every exam I have ever done there is one thing similar and that is a stickman with a giant lollypop head and banana smile......on every Exam.....Even if I was one word from finishing my essay.....and I dont know why I do this.

5. Studying
I might as well not bother because I do the exact same thing every time. Please tell me im not the only one who does this. I Prepare more time PREPARING TO STUDY than actually studying. So I'll be like 'ok Maria got to study exam tomorrow' so I find a notebook, cant find a notebook now I have to go to office works and buy a new notebook, I found the notebooks and now I dont know which one to get. 30 minutes later go back home ok need a pen, cant find a pen, ok find a pencil, cant find my pencil, look at the clock office works is closed, try using eyeliner. Now I have I have to clean my hand, cant find the make up remover, spend next hour washing my hands. Now im hungry, gotta eat. Eat, see my using a big knife cooking dinner. now I have to watch scream, oh look its 10 at night, time for sleep cant be tired for my exam. *Slap* WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY

6. Cinnamon twists
I have no self control whenever I smell cinnamon twists.......... I will be like ' no maria not today' than I come home eat and realize im eating a 12 pack od cinnamon twists. Forget about a guy who smells like rain and musky cologne give me a guy who smells like cinnamon twists, Cinderella story, right there.

7. Green
If you give me food, it dosnt matter it could be my favorite food in the world but if you put something green in it like peas or broccoli I will spend the next hour individually picking out every pea from the dish. For example my nonna would make lasagna  and put peas in it I spend 30 minutes cutting one bite away then observe it to see if there are any hiding before picking in out then finally putting in my mouth.

8. Juggling
Give me any round circular object and I am instantly compelled to start juggling ........and I cant juggle.......... without someone getting a black eye so I dont know why I do this when I know I will injure people.......

HHHHHHMMMMMM and thats all I could think of at the moment hehehehehe hope you enjoyed it share, follow google plus whatever it is you do best bye bye
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off to eat YYUUUMMMMM

WEIRD, FUNNY AND SOMETIMES DISTURBING POKEDEX ENTRIES

HHHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY INTERNET PEOPLE if you read my last blog you would of known that I was going to do a entry completely dedicated to the pokedex of all generations since it came out, all the way till the 15th of August, 9:17 Australian time so here you go. Now going through these entries I have realized that the creators of Pokemon put some strange yet extremely funny entries for there Pokemon that I have never noticed before and oh by the way this is defiantly not a blog that doesn't like Pokemon because I am the biggest Pokemon fan there is and I am even wearing my Pikachu onsie as I am writing this...... that and the bunch of Pokemon figurines I have on my desk and bed........ and posters and trading cards everywhere.........yeah im pretty hardocre when it comes to Pokemon........and Naruto........and Dragon Ball Z.......and Harry Potter...........and One Piece........and Fairy Tale ok getting of track *Slap* ok back on track HERE WE GO OH AND THIS IS IN NO WAY IN ORDER, ITS RANDOM.

THE FIST CONTENTENT IS, DRUM ROLL PLEASE

MAGIKARP
the Entry for Magikarp in Pokemon Black and White 2 was that a "Magikarp living for many years can leap over a mountain using splash. The move still remain useless though"

...........Lets pause for a sec, you can go leap over an entire mountain, though can do nothing in combat. What happened to the force of gravity????

SECOND CONTESTANT

PIDGEOT
 IN Pokemon Leafgreen "when hunting , it skims the surface of water at a high speed to pick off unwary prey such as Magikarp"

Magikarp you can jump over mountains, how cant you not avoid Pidgeot

THIRD CONTESTANT

HYPNO
Firered- " It carries a pendulum like device. there once was an incident in which took a child it hypnotized"

...........Pokemon suddenly just got really creepy with pedo-hypno

FORTH CONTESTANT

DUSKULL
 Heat gold and Soul silver- " If it finds bad children who dont listen to there parents, it will spirit them away"

..........Whats with all the Pokemon abducting children for??????? .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................PLEASE DONT ABDUCT ME DUSKULL I WILL LISTEN PRRROOOOMMMIIIISSSSSEEEEEEEE WWWAAAAHHHHHH.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................

FIFTH CONTESTANT

DARUMAKA

White- " Darumaka droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their cloths to keep themselves warm"

.........................The next time someone tells me they are cold I am going to offer them Darumaka dropping and just watch there reaction......... :)

SIXTH CONTESTANT

CHEREBI

Diamond- "the small ball hold nutrients needed for evolution. it apparently its very sweet and tasty."

OK WHOS BEEN EATING ALL THE POKEMON AGAIN

SEVENTH CONTESTANT

DRIFLOOM

Heart gold and Soul Silver-  "It is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloom for a balloon and holds onto it could wind up missing"

OH GREAT ANOTHER POKEMON WHO ABDUCTS KIDS, NOW WHENEVER I SEE A BALLOON IM GOING TO BE SCARED TO TOUCH IT BECAUSE IT WILL TAKE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND LETS BE HONEST HERE, MY DIRECTION IS WORSE THAN ZORO'S FROM ONE PEICE .

SEVENTH CONTESTANT

KOFFING

Red and Blue- Because it stores several kinds of toxic gases in its body, it is prone to exploding without warning.

............ok so now my one of my fav Pokemon just became a serial bomber..........

EIGTH CONTESTANT

TORCHIC

Soul silver and Heart gold- Inside its body is a place where it keeps a small flame. Hug it! It will be as warm as a hot-water bottle.

Next Time us girls have are period, dont grab the hot water bottle just grab the cute little Torchic.

OKIE DOKIE AND THERE ARE ALL THE CONTESTANTS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH I HOPE YOU LIKED IF AND COMMENT BELOW WHO YOU THINK SHOULD BE THE ULTIMATE WINNER AND IF YOU WANT ME TO DEDICATE ANOTHER BLOG TO POKEMON OR ANYTHING ELSE
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SOMEONE HAS A VOODOO DOLL OF ME!!!!!!!!

Heeeeelllllllooooooo internet it has been a reallllllllllyyyyyyyy long time I know its been what, two months, hehehehehe sorry about that promise I will update more. hopefully if I dont die within the next week. Anyways whoever is stabbing me once again with a voodoo doll, please stop, Because it hurts and I have prelims in a couple of weeks and want to be there to become a year 12 graduate and not spend my life in a hospital. Thank you it will be much appreciated. So I am guessing that you all out there in the internet world who have been secretly keeping tabs on me coughstalkingcough probably are wondering "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!" and I will answer that question hopefully in the next couple of paragraph or pages, depending on much I could write today, heheeheheheh do you guys want me to write pages for you guys because that might make up for not writing in so long hehehehehehehehhe DAMN lost track again. ok that it, whoever wants a job, just come to me, im offering a job for someone to just slap me whenever I lost track and start rambling and rambling and rambling and rambling DAMN IT DID IT AGAIN *SLAP* oooowwwwwww so much pain in cheek. So yeah though is your interested in that job comment below because I already know that most of you probably want to punch me heheheheheheheh. Do you know I knew this was occurring ? never mind I will tell you whether you like it or not so just keep on scrollin buddy if you dont wont to read a story.

STORY TIME.
OKIE DOKIE so I volunteered to go to home work club which was pretty cool because I wanted to seem more MATURE. well as mature as you can be as a 17 year old girl who loves Pokemon and I dont think I told you I TURNED 17 IN JULY IM NOT 16 ANYMORE. but yeah I wanted to seem more mature so I entered and than got really shocked because I didn't know when I had to go when I signed up like a week ago and I was like I DONT KNOW WHEN IM ON *wallow in self pity* and I had know idea what to do.......well until now....now I know what to do ok why did my writing just go weird I dont know im strand, let me wallow in my awkwardness.  ANYWAYS I helped these girls in year 10 because I go to an all girls school and fraternizing with boys is apparently forbidden and I think I just used a quote from wild child but what can I do .....its true..... my school is medieval. So I was helping these year 10 with there Geography assessment which I completely suck at and felt to awkward to say "me no smart at geography" insert baby voice. Though I stuck through it and probably wasted those poor kids time as I had no idea what I was talking about  and just free styled and  found some books with the word geography on them for an hour and a half hoping that would help them. probably didn't. I think I just made myself traumatized   from the situation and now it will haunt my dreams for ever and ever until I probably die a slow and agonizing death.
END OF STORY TIME

Anyways back to the part where someone has once again obtained a voodoo doll of me and is continually trying to delay my death and make it as painful as possible. The fist event that happened which made me think this, is when I decided to go to a primary school fate with some friends and my friends boyfriend, all was going fine until we reached the ride of doom. I dont know why I wanted to go on this ride considering there were so many people screaming bloody murder but I still did. I now know why they were screaming bloody murder and it wasn't because the ride was scary. The reason why people were screaming was because it was a death trap in disguise. Let me explain you go in this ride with in pairs so I was paired with one of my friends while we left are other friend and her boyfriend in the other cart to give them some privacy. Though once this ride goes into action you move from the spot you were sitting and instantly slide to the person next you. There was a matel bar between my legs and I was cling to the ride trying to slide back up to not crush my friend into a million of pieces on to crush her again. Now im not a big kid im pretty skinny but when you crush into your friend all of a sudden and you are trying to find the strength to move, it ain't going to work. SO both me and my friend were stuck in this torture chamber together for about 5 minutes each of us fighting about whose fault it was mine or the torture trap........... I still blame the torture trap...... It gave me bruises.

The second thing that harmed me was on the same day and do you no that ride that goes in an awkward  circle and when you get to the top its like "oooooo what a nice- AAAAAHHHHHHH" comes down and your just screaming at the guy "GO FASTER WWWWWHHHHHOOOOOOHHHHOOOOO" yeah that is what caused my injury along with me giving injuries to the people around me. Everything was fine for the first few cycles until I managed to hit my friends boyfriend in the head while we were going down, hit my head on the bar that was meant to keep me safe and finally hit my friend in the arm........sorry guys...,.. didnt mean to...... promise..... but there was one thing I really liked about the ride wanna know? yeah you wanna know? looks like she wants know. FINE I WILL LET YOU KNOW  drum roll please dun dun dudn dudnd udn dudn dudnd udn I MADE UP A SONG WANT TO HEAR IT AYAYAYYAYAYAY DONT???? TOO BAD scroll down if you dont

SONG TIME
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY,
BUT I GOT SHOT BY THE FBI,
ALL I WANTED WASA CHICKEN WING,
BUT THEY DONT SELL THEM AT BURGER KING,
SO I WENT TO KFC,
TO GET SOME FRIED WINGS,
BUT THEN I GOT STUNG BY SOME BEES,
I WAS JUST HUNGARY,
CANT A GIRL JUST SIT AND EAT.
END OF SONG TIME

 ANYWAYS the third time I hurt myself was also on THE SAME DAY I think God had something against me that day and I had no idea what I did but I did something and decided to punish me. ANYways we were walking to the park because the fate finished and we wanted to be little kid and play on the swingset and the monkey bars and all that fun stuff that we are APPARENTLY too old for.......liars........ WHEN I GOT AN IDEA. on the way to the park my two friends walked ahead of us while me and my friends boyfriend stayed behind them and just talked about random stuff until I got the idea that it would be fun to race to them.......this was not a good idea..... start wagging your finger and slap me over the head. Yeah I ended up falling scratching my leg and ripping my favorite pair of jeans........ I was more sad about ripping my jeans more than anything else.... they were a nice pair of jeans. anyways after that me and my friends had to awkwardly aska stranger of Band-Aids because I busted my leg..... why is it only me that these terrible things happen to me. I should wear a sign from now saying "WARNING: EXTREMELY DANGEROUS WILL HURT YOU THOUGH IS IS VERY SORRY"

Anyways the forth time I hurt myself was when I was running late to school and I was in a rush and I decided to run down the stairs effectively getting my foot caught in one of the railing thingy magids and fell down the stairs, killing my foot. Do you want to know the funny thing about this story?? I HAD ALL MY INJURIES ON THE SAME LEG. It was like god wanted to amputate my leg but didn't know how so he put me through torture. I had to stay home that day and my foot also got frostbite now from being forced to sit in the same position for 6 hours with a frozen packet of peas on my foot.

AND THATS THE END OF MY TALE I ILL MAKE SURE TO WRITE SOME MORE JUST NOT WRITE KNOE BECAUSE I JUST WROTE THIS MONSTER AND I DONT THINK YOU WANT TO READ EVEN MORE OF THIS BUT EXCITING NEWS THE NEW POKEMON GAME IS COMING OUT SOON SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT I WILL MAKE A NEW BLOG ENTRY CELEBRATING THIS MAYBE WERID POKEDEX ENTRIES FOR ALL THE POKEMON FANS LIKE ME OUT THERE ALL MAYBE ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO JUST LIKE TO READ ME BLABBING ABOUT MY LIFE HHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEH ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU GUYS AND COMMENT SHARE THIS ON GOOGLE, FACEBOOK, TWITTER AND EVERY OTHER SOCIAL NETWORK YOU CAN THINK OFF
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DATABOYO
OFF TO WATCH SOME NARUTO

Nonsense and Fantasy

" I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient for living" quoted from my favorite childhood author Dr Suess. Why do so many teenagers limit their naivety when they can enable it to make their life so much better? What is the point of us being here If we are all acting the same, day in and day out? Whats the point in living up to the social standards and regulations when you can't even enjoy yourself? There is a reason why we are here, and I believe it is to live out our lives here and play it out like a really long game of Monopoly, that goes by are own terms instead of the rules of someone of a higher position in out society. Nonsense is the key which everyone holds to unlock the door of our lives. Imagine If the was no key nonsense. We wouldn't be where we are today. We would never had any Ideas and we would probably still be living in caves and eating raw meat. Imagine what it would be like if that cave man millions of years ago didn't figure out a way to create fire and eat cooked meat. We would all be sick and unintelligent... I think....(not to sure about the unintelligent part) and Imagine if their was no every created a pen, and we are all forced to write with quills and bottles of ink and dont get me started about those people who are left handed. Poor guys would  write and no body would be able to understand the writing unless they wrote backwards and to top it off they will have to go to the bathroom every two minutes to wash the ink of their hands. Not a very pleasant life.

What would occur in our lives if we did not have the element of Fantasy? Nothing. Nothing would happen. Our lives as people would be extremely boring because we can't believe the things that make us want to turn back the sands of time back to when we were five when we hoped to one day meet the Eater bunny, The tooth fairy and Santa. Imagine reading ' A midsummers Night Dream' and Puck the Mischievous Fairy was never included in the text. Dont you just want to go into a time machine and go back to the Shakespearian times and experience seeing one of the plays? Or staying and listening to the numerous stories told about Angels, Demons and Fairies, which they all believed were real at the time? Imagine if their were no rumors of Vampires and Werewolves back then? Many young teenagers favorite movies and t.v shows would of never existed, if it was for this element of Fantasy?

I Sometimes wish that people put more nonsense in their lives instead of being boring and trying to fit in to the crowd, when we never will. Who want to be part of the crowd anyway? Why would you want to be a sheep, when you can be a leader? Sometimes it's good to put some nonsense and Fantasy into our lives  because thats what completes are lives and makes up who we are. I wonder how we would all be like if we all took away everything  that makes us special, unique and quirky? We would all be the exactly the same.  So I guess what im saying is to do something special or do something that others may thing is just a bunch of nonsense, but isn't nonsense to you, because you may just be the next  Einstein or Salvatore Dali or maybe you may just be the next Dr Suess

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School life:Teachers

Hello internet. As you know I have recently gotten back to school and have been their for maybe, 3 weeks, unfortunately. Why cant we just be on holidays all the time and just be home schooled? I mean it would be so much easier, wouldn't it, You could mark your own assignments and just be like "hhmm I think I deserve an A, full marks for me, PARTY TIME". Though unfortunately that option does not exist for me...ULTIMATE SORROW.... Anyways since Iv'e gotten back to school not that long ago I have decided I would make an entry based on(drum roll please) Teachers!!! Now i would like to take up a few sentences on how grateful I am to all the teachers who have helped me through my life. The teachers that stood by me, to make sure I went that extra mile.The teachers who taught me everything I know today, and finally the teachers who ANNOYED THE HELL OUT OF ME. Thus this is my completion of the teachers that can be found in every school.

1. The Wiki-ped
Now Wiki-ped is probably the most educated person you have ever meet in your entire life and by that I basically mean that he or she is literally the livingWikipedia. You could ask any kind of question to this teacher and they would know the answer to it. There like a superman who has a computer muscles. Any question is answerable. They know about History, Biology, English, Art. If you can name it they know it. This teacher would be life boat you cling on to if high school became a remake of the Titanic.

2. The Cool-Cat
The Cool- Cat is usually a young tacher who is male or female and makes learning FUN. If this teacher   was a principle, everyday will be Party time and and you wont want it to end. This teacher makes being in this class is so fun, when the bell rings you dont want to go home and try to avoid yourself from going to home by asking her useless questions you know the answer to. These teachers are usually those who teach english, art or Geography though may range into other subjects.

3. Lazy-Cat
This teacher just no longer wants to be a teacher and just sets you textbook work and never helps you understand it. It's like if this teacher was Prime minister, every day would be a public holiday. You can also identify this teacher as they use methods such as peer marking. Now if you are a teacher and reading this please understand that peer marking is the worst thing you do to me. If im in class and five girls in the behind me dont like me, The kid in front of me wants to be the harshest marker in the entire world and I stepped on the the other students foot outside, I will never pass that test. I might as well write fail in massive bubble writing in red pen and save them the trouble.

4. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
This is the teacher who explains your entire subject in just 1 lesson and is speaking a mile per minute, and you feel the need to get a brown paper bag and breath in and out as quickly as you can. This teacher saying so much informative knowledge, that when you are trying to take notes on everything they are saying you feel like your hand is leveling up so much your wearing an experience share, and then suddenly evolves into a Pikachu ....either that or your hang gets so tired it evolves into a snorlax and is a writing induced coma for the next ten years.

5. The Autobiographer
Now this teacher spends the first 10 minutes of class time teaching us, though somewhere along the line gets of track and recounts the entire storyline of their life, destroying all knowledge you have on that subject. Then when KABAM the exams come you dont know anything that is on that paper, Though you could probably write a short story about their life.

6. The Meanie
Story time: Ok someone was walking along the pavement playing with a basket ball when someone walks along the same pavement as them. They accidentally dropped the  ball and the other person tripped over it and got a concussion and ever since, she has been meanie. This teachers goal in life is to Humiliate their students for no reason.

So yeah that what I got on teachers and once again this time not joking thank you for helping me!! I really appreciate it. If you have any other teachers that I havn't mentioned comment below and follow and google share and also I have a twitter account follow me on mariawatson150 see you so with a another entry
bye
off to Sleep
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BACK TO SCHOOL

I just came back to school on Tuesday and I can honestly say the I have performed the destiny was every student known to mankind . On Tuesday I came to school equipped with hidden blazer pens and pencils, every highlighter in every color of the rainbow, a secret hidden sword ruler sheath, also known as my skirt pocket and books which held the secrets to my education. Its now friday and I am only equipped with one hidden blazer pen, which is forced to be used as a sword, kunai and writing utensil. My school life sucks. which brings me to the question. HOW DID I LOSE EVERYTHING IN 3 DAYS?!?!?!?!?. I have no idea, though I think I have an idea. 

Tuesday we didn't do much besides get are marks back from our teachers from last term, which I would like to add ( cough cough) I did quite well in, even though 99% percent of my time I was just preparing to study, which meant me cleaning my desk. Clean  my room because my desk took a rubbish dump. Finding the original gameboy. Have to play Pokemon for an hour on the gameboy. Im hungry now so now I have to make a gourmet meal. Now I have to wash the dishes. Have to feed my dog. Now Im reminded of Marley and Me, have to watch the movie. Now I have to blog about my day. Ok all done lets get to studying..(5 minutes later)... now I have to sleep. As you can see my best talent is not the art of studying and keep....ing......focus.......BUTTERFLY. So im quite proud of my results, well except bio, have I ever said I hate Biology? because I do now. Anyway what was I talking about again... YEAH ME LOSING EVERYTHING. okie dokie so when my class was reviewing our results i got quite bored so I thought for some reason I would play a game that I created called Angry Birdie pens. I know the name is not very creative, though in my defense it was my first day back at term and I wasnt thinking straight. Which is why I probably thought this was a good idea, which it was not. To play Angry Birdie Pens you must have these items. Pens, rubbers, a rubber band or hair tie and highlighters. The objective: hit all rubbers in the pen and highlighter fortress.Im guessing you all can see the result of what happened but i will tell you anyway. The pens went everywhere( lucky the teacher had her back turned), half of my pend were broken and did wee wee on my desk, turning it blue and one of my highlighters end up in another girls pencil case and I was too socially awkward to ask for it back and explain the game of Angry Birdie Pens. My rubber... well I dont know what happened to my rubber because it magically just disappeared.......(look the other way) ...... ok it didn't it landed in the bin and I didn't want to get bin quooties or be known as "THE BIN GIRL". I mean how terrifying does "THE BIN GIRL" sound, it makes me want to crawl under my bed and never come out until the world explodes. Whenever I think about it all I think about is an extremely tall teenage girl covered in rubbish who smells like poo and if you accidentally take a whiff you die....kinda like Gloom from Pokemon....I mean come on look at it pokedex entry  " the horrible- smelling pistil of this flower stinks over a mile away. Unwittingly inhaled , it can cause fainting"..... You cant tell me that this Pokemon just dosn't say " uumm can you please move" its move like MOVE OUT THE WAY BEFORE I KILL YOU WITH MY HORRID STENCH YOUT DITTO.....get what I did there.... Because Ditto can mat with any Pokemon..... hhehee Im so funny , not.

Now on wednesday, wait did the text just change font, I dont know how I did that whoops. Back to story time. I bought all these new nice books because I thought my other ones were getting pretty full so I bought some more . One act of intelligence. You should give me a hug, then slap me because what I did them. I developed another game, because Angry Birdie Pens just wasn't fun enough. Therefore I made another one called Boomerang book. which didn't turn out so well because when I went to get all my books back the where basically destroyed with paper flying out. Lucky I was the only one their at the time so yippee for me, I once again avoid being embarrassed about the stupid things I do, but will forever be humiliated in my mind be that supernatural being that wakes up when your about to fall asleep and reminds you of all the incredibly stupid thing you have done in your life and make you stay up for the entire night. As if this day could not get any worse though, I accidentally left my pencil case in the library.....neve leave your stuff in a library... someone will take it...... I dont know why a thief decided to take my empty 99 cent pencil case? but they did. so there went my still living pens from Angry Birdie Pens

On Thursday I still had some pencils. so I did what I do and decided to draw on everything until my pencils represented pencils that the seven dwarfs would write with in Snow White, not good. My hand is extremely cramped from using two inch pencils. Also my back luck furthers because during some point of the day i put all my pencils in my pocket and my skirt must of shifted because I ended  up breaking all my pencils AND GETTING MILLIONS ON SPLITTERS  IN MY BUTTOCKS, and now it really hurts whenever I sit down. I think it rivals the pain your get when you accidentally walk on lego and feel like you are going to be crippled for the remander of your life.

Finally there comes today, where I realize I only have  one pencil which I now have to protect and make last for the rest of the term because im not bothered to get more, so ill just suffer for the remander of the term and be yelled at by teachers for not bringing my equipment to school, aaahhhh, what a great way to start off term, I can see it now at parent teacher interviews. Every teacher complaining about me never having what I need for class and them me getting home and getting yelled at by my parents for not doing well enough (sigh) life is so sad sometimes, Maybe I should do the whole speech thing where I tell my parents iv'e not been doing so well in my classes though i dedicated to make a change and become a doctor so I wont get yelled at so much.....NNAAHHH parents are to mean they wont buy that, they will just get suspicious.

anyways tell me what I should do to avoid getting yelled at by teachers/ parents by commenting below, also follow share google plus anything like that 

bye bye 

im off to play some pokemon 

GAMBOY MAGIC ,HOLIDAY BOREDOM, GHOST and ADDICTIONS!!

Hello internet world and thank you in advance for reading this most likely extremely long submission, as if you have read my other submissions there usually intensely long. Though hopefully in the end you will be laughing so much you would be snorting your brains out. Wait scratch that I dont want anyone to get brain damage or possibly die from awkward sense of humor so just wipe the last two sentences of your brain like an alien probing your mind......(cricket...cricket...cricket) ....Alien joke not funny? damn time to do the Dobby. Bad Maria, bad bad bad ( hits herself with laptop). Anyways besides the Harry Potter marathon iv'e been watching, hense the HP reference, I have loads to tell my hopefully still reading this, internatian friends as we unit on the internet. Sorry about sounding weird by the way, the house is getting painted and I think iv'e been getting high of paint fumes for the past week so if I in anyway become a crazy dog lady (I dont have a cat...SADNESS..) thats why, completely not my fault, im pretty sure I wasn't dropped as a baby, maybe. Anyways back to what this post is about, okie dokie here we go, I have recently found my original gameboy, the first one that ever came out that is the size of my head....well not the size of my head... but I will admit I have a pretty big head, so yeah iv'e been plating that like crazy and need more batteries. The boredom of being on holidays has gotten to me, I dont think I have actually ever been so bored. I recently found out there is a ghost haunting my garage and I have an addiction, no not that kind of addiction. naughty, naughty audience. I have a K-pop addiction by a fellow blogger called Whitewingsandblueskys and if you want to check out her blog ill leave a link at the end of the submission, so sit down if your not already doing so and continue reading.

So first up is my original GAMEBOY oh if you were human I would marry gameboy, I LOVE YOUUUU. Ok weirdo moment, ignore that please. There fore by me finding by long lost love I have also found my generation 1 Pokemon games. Yeah I have not moved from my bed since the beginning of holidays. If it weren't for my mother dragging me to eat dinner, I wouldn't be alive and typing right now. SO thank you mother, for separating my from my beloved gameboy and keeping it hidden for the past 12 years. No sarcasm in that statement at all. I cant imagine what would of happened to me if little four year old me who was forced into a bright pink dress would do if that gameboy hadn't mysteriously disappeared and no matter how many letters I sent to Santa, he wouldn't get me a new one. I actually think that Santa hated me, I asked for a soccer ball, a gameboy, a playtstation  and all he kept on giving were dolls with rreeeaaallllllllyyyyyy big lips, And yes i know Santa is the equivalent to my parents. Im no dummy....just dont talk to my teachers ok....But now looking back I think my parents wanted me to tattoo my eyebrows and get my lips done, since I never got playstation or anything remotely close, so that sucked. Anyways getting off topic even though I find it completely unfair that my brothers got a playstation while I was stuck with a doll who had her lips stung by bees. Since the finding of this Pokemon has been my life.....more so than before...Iv'e  already finished 2 of the games and have caught a whopping 149 Pokemon!!...I know I AM THE POKEMON MASTER.. Though their is one thing I cant stand....I CANT CATCH A FREAKEN TAUROS, ITS IMPOSSIBLE and because I cant do that I cant move the truck in Pallet town to get Mew...Its sssssssssssssoooooooooooo sad.......im running out of money to go into the Safari Zone, I swear the creators did this to me on purpose, to put my mind in complete ruins.

So other then my amazing gameboy experience (mumbles: stupid Tauros)  have been extremely bored and for all those people going " well then why dont you go out" my answer is I would if I could, and its not because my parents wont let me. Its because im in Holiday mode and Holiday Mode is very dangerous is you were me and decided to go out. You see holiday mode is when I change my sleeping pattern from normal or semi-normal human being to FREAKEN COUNT DRACUALA IN LIKE A DAY. So im basically saying I have transformed into a vampire minus the blood drinking and merciless killing of random people and for some strange reason people dont bow down to me and do what I say. I mean Damon and Stefan Salvatore just compel people to keep a secret WHY CANT I COMPEL A DUDE TO LIKE POKEMON AND YU GI OH !! I mean whats not to like about pokemon and yu gi oh. Theres no sparkling Vampire ( sorry Twilight fans).....ok thats all I got....I was going to say no unreal story line, but the only thing iv'e seen remotely close to a Pokemon was a green caterpillar who looked like a Caterpie and my yu gi oh cards never became 3D super monsters. Though that does remind me of a dream I had when I was 10 years old, where I was a pokemon trainer and found a Caterpie in my back yard and a Pikachu magically came out of nowhere battled it and then I caught the Caterpie. So yeah when I was younger I actually thought that if I went to Japan I would be able to become a Pokemon trainer and be able to catch real living Pokemon, and hopefully science will one day create my dream and make that possible. Wait this wasn't meant to be about Pokemon.....damn it lost track again.... where was I?... Oh yeah Holiday mode,  so instead of waking up at 11 or 12 for the past, I dont know, four, five days iv'e  been waking up at 5 or 6 in the afternoon meaning when my mum drags me to dinner, im basically eating my breakfast....yeah not a good thing...SO if I went out that means I would be running on nothing and collapse and probably break my head in on the pavement, yeah dont want to do that.

I have also recently discovered my Indiana Jones talents and found out that there is paranormal activity lurking in my garage, which is honestly scaring the living jibbies out of me. Every time I walk past the door(not the electronic one, the normal wooden one) it opens and closes even though its locked....yes everybody my door is saying hello and goodbye to me as I walk past it.... I now refuse to enter my garage as it reminds me of pedofile saying hello to little kids as they walk past them, because thats not creepy at all. I feel like the kid from home alone and hes scared to enter the basement because of the burning thing. So thank you pedofile ghost who resides in my garage, you scaring the absolute shit out of me is greatly appreciated.

And finally I have a new addiction to K-pop thanks to whitewingsandblueskys thank you so much as I wouldn't have found this amazing addiction without you...even though I have no idea what they are saying....and making me extremely tired because ever since iv'e been listening to it..I cant stop dancing and as you know whitewingsandblueskys Im a terrible, terrible dancer and it should be illegal to allow me to dance both in public and private where I can possibly hurt myself and most likely critically injure those around me with really bad dance moves and possibly make some one go blind one day. So if there is a police officer reading this, through me into jail for terrible dancing.

Thus that concludes adventures from my last submission.
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bye bye and do what you do best while I keep on attempting to catch Tauros.

Exams, Macdonalds shocker, Hunchback monkey pig hand AND THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

HELLO EVERYONE WHO IS READING AND IM SOOOO SORRRY FOR THE ENORMOUS WAIT AGAIN AND DONT SEND HATE MAIL!!!!!! anyways I have LOADS to tell of you about my some how terrible sitcom life that I personally felt like I had to share with the entire internet community. Anyways the reason I havn't posted in a mega million light years is because I have been suffering from a very terrible desease call zombie-lemiphila where I have been a zombie for the pass week haunting the halls of my school except instead of saying "GIVE ME YOUR BRAINS" its more like "GIVE ME YOUR DAMN COFFEE, YOU 10, YOU DONT NEED COFFEE, AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!" so yeah the daily life of zombie Maria Watson. Anyways apart from that my right hand has become the hunch-back of notre damn and went to maccas and saw my ex-friend, awkies!! so yeah lets get this life story drama stared with.

OKIE DOKIE so ill start with my exams which I had a total of 7 to do in 5 days which was completely horrible because my study consists of 99% of preparing my study and 1% of actual study, so im basically saying im the ultimate fail at school, and someone please just put one of those pointy hats on my head and make me sit in a corner for the rest of eternity. So I basically left all my study to the night before.....clap........clap....... YEAH GOOD THINKING MARIA (facepalm). Thus by doing this I became a zombie for the entire week at school,  i swear if i was green and brains started oozing from my head i would not noticed. But thankfully I wasn't alone AS IT WAS LIKE A FREKEN HORMONAL FEMALE ZOMBIE CLAN WHO WERE ALL ON THEIR PERIOD, INVADED AND TOOK AND TOOK OVER THE SCHOOL. So I can honestly say a freaken Zombie apocalypse happened that day and i cant remember anything that happened, I was that out of it. I just hope I didn't write some smart ass comments on the answer sheet.

Any way due to having so many exams my right hand now resembles more of the hunch back of notre damn than a hand!!. Theres a bump the size of my head on my hand and it looks deformed monkey pig. I never even new that was possible until last week when I woke up and I saw my hand looking at me saying "LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME, YOUR WORSE THAN TEAM ROCKETS THEME SONG" of course it was only saying that in my dream but nonetheless it still yelled at me, because im not crazy, right (evil stare).  So my hand basically hates me because I cant play  job of playing pokemon games in my bedroom all day and screaming at my opponents  to quit using harden COS YOUR PISSING ME THE HELL OFF......I dont need to be put in a mental asylum.....or go to anger management classes..... im fine.......I just dont like the move harden....it annoys me.......it keeps me from winning.....im fine....... lets keep going. So yeah hunch back of notre damn, deforme monkey pig hand now wants to cut its self of from by body and live in a clock tower for the rest of its life until it finds true love, just splendid. I will say this about my exams though which I see as a positive ..drumroll please... I have learnt smarterer words.... I know that sentence sound stupid and you guys are probably going "THAT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING A TWO YEAR OLD WOULD SAY" and I deny that fact because I think my vocabulary s worse than that of a two year old so I will rephrase that sentence. Ahem.  During this absolutely dreadful event that occurred amongst are ranks, in all honesty I can completely and utterly become more intellectual in literature...see....smart words.... long smart words. Though the only problem was that by me remembering these smart words ..... I had to kind of say them in an english accent to remember them..... so I was basically pretending to be the queen and putting in what I believe would be her opinion. Someone please just tattoo idiot to my forehead for people to just avoid me and not catch my idiotisim.

Finally which I went on a maccas run and observed my ex-friend glaring at me in my car mirror, because, you know, I wasn't kinda freaked out before. ANYWAYS THAT ALL I GOT TO REPORT FOR NOW I WILL MAKE SURE TO REPORT MORE AS IT IS NOW HOLIDAYS I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS AND PLEASE GOOGLE PLUS THIS SHIT, COMMENT RATE SHARE WHATEVER YOU DO BEST AND FOR ALL THOSE WHO LOVE TITTER FOLLOW ME ON MARIAWATSON1500, BECAUSE LETS FACE IT, WHO DOSNT JKS JKS
farewell to my next post internet world im off the play pokemon red with my deformed hunchback monkey pig notre damn hand on the fir game boy
bye guys
lots of love
lol
see what I did there

Einstein, Susie Salmon and school life :P

Hello internet blogging world how are you today? Have a good week? maybe? c'mon give a girl some feedback!!!.....in the comments.....dont want anyone hacking into my account and writing weird stuff.....though I think its impossible to write something weird about me since im the Pokemon loving, anime, k-pop weirdo kid who sits at the back of the class, wishing that their mother never told than that theres no such thing as the Kanto region in Japan where I could become the next great Pokemon Master  but like Einstein once said "imagination is more important than knowledge". I know its been a while since iv'e used a quote, tell me about it !! So anyway lets skip into what my week has been so far this week in my amazing, extremely bad and melodramatic blockbuster life......So im going to talk about my new bottle named Susie Salmon, ex- best friend trying to be friends with me, meet up with friends and then being sick for two entire days, which btw completely sucks, ok I think thats it so lets get this party started in hhhheeeeerrrreeeeee and the base keep runnin runnin, and runnin and runnin, ok no more black eyed peas music, ok continuing with the week haha.

Ok so lets start with my bottle and please dont be mean when you read this and go " I love that movie *hair flip* dont you dare comment on such a great movie slash book you @&%@&^%&^@%&@&%&!" yeah so please dont do anything like that in the comments.... much appreciated. So anyway me and a few of my friends were in English and at the moment were reading "The Lovely Bones" by Alice Sebold, really great book btw, though lets continue with the story. My class had already read several of the chapters of the book though my teacher was giving us a lecture on not 'flagging and tagging'..... which I had did and thus embarrassing me in front of the class and making hold up my book. Now that wouldn't of been so bad if I didn't mark it as much as I did, so I avoided the problem by covering half the notes in my hand while holding.... until he said to move hand...My "The Lovely Bones" book is now known as "The Lovely Mane" because it now obviously resembles a lions mane. Ok now the bottle gets put into it. So once I got over my embarrassment I grabbed my water bottle and when it was empty left it on my desk as I sat there listening to something I didn't want to listen to because I did the work. Wait just here im going to take a little break to say to those people who dont do there work, WHY? you seriously annoy me and make me feel bad when you ask to copy and I say no. ok back to the bottle. Since my empty plastic bottle was now empty and just standing on my desk with the fan above me on full blast, my bottle began to walk in circles, and me being me sat there staring at it, until I realised that my English teacher stopped his lecture for about 30 seconds looked at my walking water bottle, then continued on with his lecture while keeping track of the water bottle doing laps around my desk. Again wasn't  that awkward until my friend grabbed my bottle and wrote Susie Salmon on a name tag and stuck it to my bottle, put in back down on the desk and said a little bit to loudly "It's Susie Salmon".....Im known known as the author of "The Lovely Mane" who has dead spirt  attached to there plastic water bottle......I really hate school sometimes.

Now as you know if you have read my previous entires that my ex- best friend is trying to become friends with me again after she spread some pretty nasty rumors about me, took my painting, death stared me so much I just had to smile at her and wave to tell her I could see her...which resulted in more death staring oddly enough, I have no idea why....and just being mean I guess....I feel like im incredibly missed....Anyways this happened on a Tuesday and it was almost 2 o clock in the after noon in australian time and we were finishing school early,  WHICH I WAS VERY HAPPY ABOUT, and I found out that are whole home room had to do a clean up before we left and make the room.....pretty....I don't know about most people, but I dont like pretty things, I mean think about it what ever came out from pretty. The strongest Pokemon was always the ugly one, and If it was pretty the evolution became ugly.( no offense against pretty people). I liked my home room the way it was, I spent 10 minutes a day there, I didn't want to clean up 6 hours worth of rubbish and table graffiti. But we were forced and I had to.... unfortunately....So while I was busy cleaning table my friend was helping my ex best friend were to out posters because the teacher told her too. So when I come down to the last of the tables my ex-best friend makes a joke about my friend who was standing right there and just like "I may be fake smiling and pulling my friend away from you, BUT FEEL THE WRATH OF MY COLD GLARE FACE" and she eventually just went silent and turned away putting more posters on the wall. So that ended that.

So after this whole clean up thing we still got out of school around 2 10 and me and some friends were going to meet our friend who moved schools to go eat at a restaurant, get some frozen yogurt and get some pictures. The day was amazing, so much fun!! Ok but from the beginning. Once we got off the train one of my friends who were with me at the time mentioned that my ex- best friend was walking right in front of us and I was just like "Ok, going into complete Ninja mode.................HIDE ME , SHE SAW ME SHE SAW ME"..... so after that awkward moment of hiding behind a mettle pole for two minuets I think I got away with it......yeah not really..... Anyways are group decided to come up with a little plan to freak our other friend out heheh Yay for sneakiness !! We basically devised a plan were we were PRETENDING we weren't friends anymore over a disagreement which basically ended up as my friend who didn't know the plan taking my phone and reading my text messages to see if it was true while I struggled to get my phone back......yeah .......or prank was an epic fail.....So after the restourant we went to a frozen yogurt place called Yogoberry, which is amazing. we sat on these swing like chair things and ate it on there , SO MUCH FUN anyways after this we went to a place called morning Glory to get some pictures taken and I think im getting better in those small booths because its the first time I didn't accidentally punch one of my friends in the face...... I accidentally hit them in the stomach...ok so maybe im not that good at taking photos but im goos at the decorating part!!

So after my amazing day with my friends I went home and fell asleep than the next day I found out I was sick and had a fever.... I was so disappointed I actually wanted to go on those days!! some of my favorite subjects were on those days so now its Friday well technically Saturday because it one in the morning and I have to spend my weekend doing work I missed out on plus homework and study..... It sounds like im going to have an amazing weekend doesn't it ?


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HOURS OF STUDYING, HOMEWORK AND SLEEP ARE AHEAD OF ME

I AM A PHOTOSHOP MURDERER

So for the past couple of hours I have been working on an art assessment recently which involves my arch nemesis and no it isn't my ex friend, its photoshop. Oh how dear photoshop I wish you were human so a can strangle you to death and kill you so I wont need to break my laptop into bit size pieces.  Does anyone besides me hate photoshop so much were you have had an idea, and criticized it so much that it had no flaws whatsoever, and that idea was to flush your laptop down the toilet? I HAVE PEOPLE THIS IS HOW MUCH I HATE PHOTOSHOP. If photoshop was a Pikachu I would kill every Pikachu there ever was, and I love Pikachu. My whole life I have been saying "I dont hate anything or anyone, I just really highly dislike you" Well I now know the feeling of hate, and its not even a good excuse to hate something its not even human!!!! Most people feel hate because someone did something wrong against them. I hate because the beach ball of death keeps on spinning on my laptop and wont leave me the hell alone.  Its like that old dude who lives on the end of the street that everyone accuses of being a pedo. HE JUST DOSNT LEAVE.

If only photoshop was a person I would so kill you. Ok scratch that I wouldn't kill him, or her, or transgener, I dont know if photoshop would be a man or a woman or both if he entered human form, so im not too sure. Ok back to the point I probably wont kill him because im the human embodiment of Winnie the Pooh. So lets put it this way if me and photoshop were Pokemon, I would be Magicarp and Photoshop would be Zapdos..... for all those who watch first generation Pokemon, right on, I bow to you, you have just became my loyal internet friend forever. You are my liff. So hopefully all you who are my liff understand my deep and unpronounced hatred of Photoshop. I even came up with a new saying " be optimistic everything you hate will eventually die" I hope you die photoshop AND YOU TOO BEACH BALL OF DEATH

So from all the liff's
Photoshop please die soon

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WOW ITS BEEN A LONG TIME!!!!

OMG I haven't blogged in so long!!!!!! and my telepathic abilities tell me that you have missed me. No you say...oh..... well just had to make me sad didn't you. Now go away as im going to continue writing, sitting in the corner of my room crying like a little idiot. Nah just kidding but it has been a long time and im sure you missed me ...(cricket cricket )... so lets get this show on the road!! Wait thats not write im not in a show and im not on a road....ok I got it. Lets gat this blog on the bed....OMG THAT SOUNDED A MILLION TIMES WORSE. HELLO PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET DEMENTION  PLEASE FORGET THOSE SENTENCES ABOUT BLOGS AND BED AND DELETE THE PAST MINUTE OF YOUR LIFE!!!! Ok now that all my corny hyper jokes are done lets get back to my insanely epic, days of our lives lifestyle, staring me, friends ,ex-friends and maybe future crush or dude who may like me, because im just cool like that.

 So what to write about first? I KNOW ME !!! if you read my last blog you would of realised that I had a severe problem the amount of my homework given to me. Oh and btw it isn't always the best idea to go to your Principle and say " I dont think we should do homework, as it is torture to go through six hours of torture at school, then go home and suffer the torture of homework". Yeah not a good way to get the new Principle to like you. Hmmmmm what else happened to me recently? Ah hah I know. So recently I had to cook for like over 100 people.. not by my self I had about 50 other people helping me. So for all those wondering going " Why does crazy Pokemon anime chick need to cook for so many people!!" it is because I am one of those extremely unfortunate children who dont know how to cook,  but your parents force you to do it so you know how to cook for yourself in then future. Now I know some of the people on here may go" aw there doing a good thing for you".......you know how to cook..... I have discovered that I am the worst cook in all of history!!. So lets start form the beginning. When we were cutting vegetables I managed to cut myself, and it wasn't a little cut, it was an insane tiny cut that wouldn't stop bleeding for an hour and hurt like hell!! You know the feeling that when you scraped your knee and instead of putting detol on  it your parents put alcohol because you ran out of the BLOODY DETOL AND YOU WERE STUCK WITH A KNEE THAT FELT LIKE IT WAS ON FIRE AND A TRUCK JUST DROVE OVER IT, BECAUSE YOUR MUM SLAPPED IT AND SAID "all better" IN A SWEET VOICE LIKE SHE JUST DIDNT PUT YOU THROUGH ANOUGH PAIN.....thats....what.....it.....felt...like...Then your hospitality teacher finds you with you insanely panicing because theres blood all over you thumb....yeah not a good idea to put me in hospitality mum, you know you would think that after I made the smoke alarm go of at least 10 times, set fire to a pizza, accidentally left the gas on and put baking soda in cookies that it would be a terrible idea for me to leave home without a chef to cook for me. So other than that  I MISSED OUT ON A WHOLE DAYS WORTH OF CLASSED... only to stay back until it was 8:00 at night...smart move Maria...

Ok so next on the writing agenda is, drumroll please, FRIENDS.Oh how I love you all I will give lots of kisses and huggies tomorrow and everyone around me will think im crazier than the crazy cat lady on the Simpsons. I LOVE YOU, and update on ex friend: still stares at me, still creeps me out. I waved at her the other day when she was looking at me.. I dont think she liked that because she just death stared me harder .. and I was like... ok.... hand slowly descending and insert creeped out face. Oh and she sent me text saying she wanted to sort some stuff out.. the very next day I showed one of my closest friends the message.... for the rest of the day she was my body guard.... it was hilarious when you looked at it from everyone else's point of view though. I would just be walking along and ex friend would come near me than out of no where my closest friend would just pop out like a ninja and scream and redirect me. I must say even though I was kinda sad in the morning because I didn't want to be friends with ex friend this random act that happened at least five time made me insanely happy again.

OKIE DOKIE THE LAST THING I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IS..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ITHINKAGUYJUSTMIGHTLIKEME EEEEPPPP INSERT FANGIRL MOMENT and no this isn't the guy my ex friend broke are friendship for ITS A COMPLETING NEW GUY. There one problem though....every time a guy likes me I for some odd reason friend zone them. It could be the most hottest guy in the world but if I find out you like me, your friend zoned and I have no idea why? can you guys answer this for me? because I think that there something wrong with me, im pretty sure its biologically processed for a girl to want a boyfriend when she's 16. Why am I so weird?. So  anyway Future crush, maybe, because I dont see him often though he can be very nice when he wants to and makes me laugh which is a extra point for you my friend, have to get to know him a little better and he is taller than me which is a really good thing because im a bit taller than the average girl.

anyways
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back to homework -_-

First Day Of Year 11

Now for the people reading this and going "Hey, I remember you, your that insane chick who loves Pokemon and your life is literally the story line of Home And Away" YES IT IS I AND I HAVE COME BACK TO SERVE ALL WHO HAVE AWAITED MY DYSFUNCTIONAL YET HIGHLY ENTERTAINING LIFE!! Now where do I start? I know!! Just recently I have just gone back to school and for all those people who dont know, IM FROM AUSTRALIA, so for those who still dont get it I will tell you. This submission is extremely delayed. I started school three weeks ago and I wish to never go back. Now this ISNT because of my ex best friend who I think still hates me. Its because I have never had so much homework in my WHOLE ENTIRE SCHOOLING LIFE!!. Its unbelievable I didn't know that could even happen. I went from never having homework to six hours of homework every single BLOODY day. Do you see why I dont want to go to school now. Even when schools done  there even more school after that!! Its not right.

But pushing Homework aside, I found out I have some pretty awesome teachers, well, most of them anyway. Though I have come into the first day of my senior schooling life I found myself having a senior student life crises. My english teacher told us that we have all grown up and that we should have at least an idea of what we want to be or what we want to do in our life, and told us to announce it to the class. Now I could of been some normal person and just make something up on the spot, like Doctor or maybe Photographer. Thus being stupid little ol' me I just had to say "Im going to be the next Pokemon master and my ambition is to catch them all!!"......Can someone please kill me now.......iv'e become the freaken laughing stock of the entire school. I beat the kid who acts at the school play and plays a tree...

But other than that insanely embarrassing moment I found a new group of friends who love Naruto and Pokemon as much as I do. Though one thing I dont like. One of my friends went to a new school and left me, insert crying sad face. I lost my vampire diary slash Teen wolf buddy, insert forever alone moment. Its so sad .

Ok stopped acting like a crying idiot thats looks like they been kicked in the balls and continue. Where was I up yo? oh YEAH SCHOOL!! anyways I think my ex best friend wants to be friends with me again, but what do you do when you dont want to be friends with her. Now for all of you who dont know I do art in school and really passionate about it. Its one of the things I love and by me not going on the last day of year 10 meant that all my art stuff had to be left behind. Thus I casually asked my ex best friend to get all of it for me then give it to me when I see her next. Now I thought that even though were not friends and havnt talked to each other in months i though we could at least be civil, which I was. At the end of the day I asked her if she still had all of my stuff from last year, she said that she did so I asked her to give it all back to me at school the next the day. Later that night she told me she couldn't find it. Now I didn't believe her because that painting was pretty freaking big. im not talking about an A4 piece of paper, this thing was over a meter and half long and a meter wide. Its pretty freaking hard to lose something that big. Now I didn't say this to her because I didn't  want to be mean so I just said "ok if you find it, bring it to school to give it to me and if im not there just leave it in one of the art rooms" Nothing rude or vulgar just asking for something that was mine and wanted back so i could finish it. Nothing wrong with that. She replies to me "I have better thing to worry about people who F*** me over and dont respect me" Now im confused, as I thought I was being quite nice and didn't say anything mean to her or anything like that so I just texted back ".......I just wanted my painting back....." text filled with utter confusion, then she starts going on about a guy I haven't seen let alone talk to in months and me ending the conversation saying "I dont care anymore, I got over it, keep the painting"

So after all that happened I really dont want to be friends with her because she ruined my first day as a senior student for me asking to give me the painting when she found it. That and she's been spreading rumors about me, because people who im friends with who are friends with her have literally been saying " She's spreading crap about you". So yeah other than awkward moments at school when I can literally feel her staring at me when im happy with my new friends, every things fine and dandy. Though I do wish the staring would stop because me and my friends are starting to get a little creeped out by it. Now isn't that an amazing first day.

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dinner awaits

Being Italian, Isn't It Great? :)

"Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten" quoted from David Ogden Stiers. Now before I get on about what the quote means, or how it resembles what im about to write about, who else thought Lilo And Stich when they first read that? I was sitting in my bed reading that quote and saying "Davie didn't say that, Lilo did" but then I actually did some research, turned out he really did say that. Anyways if you follow my twitter (mariawatson150) you would of noticed my interesting tweet. The tweet was basically what happened at my nonnas tonight, well last last night now because its almost three in the morning where I am. Anyway were having our usual get together, where my nonna or grandmother if you prefer to say grandmother made way, WAY too much food, and overloaded the plates so much, I sat there contempt plating how long it would take for the plate to break if I didn't help my plates hefty burdon. So when I was finally done, and by this time let me tell you, I felt like the equivalent to a Snorlax, my nonna or grandmother came around asking, well more like telling us to eat more. Now I already feel like a Snorlax who doesn't think they can get back into its pokeball, all I really needed at that moment was a really, really, REALLY, long nap. Thus by feeling this way I declined my nonnas offer of feeding me more. For those who aren't Italian and dont understand whats wrong with this I will explain. By me saying no to eating more, my nonna now thinks that I dont love her and when I said "ok ill have a little bit more", she gave me half a tray of lasagna. Lets just say I ate dinner at seven, its three now and the side affects are still there.

There is one thing I can describe my family with, because that is literally how my family is, and that one thing is My Big Fat Greek Wedding. For all those people out there who dont know, even though I mentioned it above, im Italian, not Greek, so lets change it to My Big Fat Italian Wedding, even though im not getting married and it would be illegal because im sixteen. But other than that my life is basically the same. I have many aunts and uncles, tons of cousins who have the same name( except in my family the name is Maria instead of Nicki, I can hear you telepathically talking to me now saying "Imagine Christmas". This is what happens, someone yells "Maria" and fifty heads turn around, no joke.) and no one knows what a vegetarian is. You dont know how many times that iv'e said that one of my friends are vegetarian and my family asks if they would like some meat source on there pasta. So that basically describes my entire family and there no need to make a movie because they basically already made one by the time I was six. Oh and I forgot one more thing that this movie has that realtes to my family, whenever there is a wedding, the bride always looks like a big frosted white cupcake, Oh and one more thing, theres no such thing as yelling, if you think were yelling its us just talking normally(sometimes I really do think my families deaf.). So yeah that movie basically describes my family, dysfunctional, loud, big, happy, and food, lots of it. But I love them and I know ill never get left behind or forgotten even though I have twenty first cousins with the same name as me.

Insomnia

"insomnia is my greatest inspiration." quoted from Jon Stewart. I think you are correct there Stewy, because its because of my insomnia, which I believe was caused from me being on holidays, has made me create this submission. Though I do have one tiny winey little bitty question, isn't insomnia great!?!. I mean just subtract the tiredness, the bags under eyes and the feeling like your going to faint at any minute and its amazing. Now if you haven't realized this at the moment im from Australia so its pretty early in the morning here, and for some odd reason I cant sleep. Though I think there is a possibility that I cant sleep because iv'e been waking up at 4 o clock in the afternoon for the past 3 weeks, so that might be the reason for me not going to sleep ( Im so screwed when I have to go back to school).

But besides all the points mentioned above isn't insomnia great. For example if I wasn't so tired being awake by myself, I would of never thought that it would be a good idea to see how cookies taste like if you put baking soda in them. Let me repeat this, baking soda not powder, I believe now that as I am typing this down I am witnessing my own downfall into stupidity. For all those people who want to try cookies with baking soda, dont it tastes disgusting, I tried putting Nutella on top of them and it still tasted gross(and I believed Nutella made everything taste better until today.). Therefore I believe I have made yet another point on why insomnia is also amazing, It has the most magical way of lowering your IQ by making you do extremely stupid things. Now im not the biggest fan of K-pop but iv'e listened to Gangnam Style about 50 times tonight because I felt like learning the dance( And I dont mean the cowboy part where your jumping and spinning an imaginary lasso, I mean the entire dance). I also now believe insomnia also causes people, or maybe just me to go just a tiny bit loco, because I even re-enacted the scene where the girl in the train gets her hair blown backwoods. Lets just say me and the hairdryer are not best of friends anymore as she made my hair look like a birds nest.

I think this is only me, but does anyone else get the strange sudden desire to dress up as something in the middle of the night and pretend to be a lunatic?( even though we are all lunatics just in secret. kind of like ninjas without there black suits.) For some odd reason I felt like dressing up as Pikachu with a hot pink toto on for no sane reason. Therefore I can guarantee ladies and gentlemen reading this from all over the world that if school does not come soon, I will slowly make my decent to insanity, all thanks to insomnia. If any of you reading this who do see a girl who looks about 16 in a Pikachu costume and a pink toto say hello because thats most likely going to be me if I continue my extremely odd sleeping patterns.   

Dont want to grow up

"A grown up is a child with layers on" quoted from Woody Harrelson. Is it so wrong for me to believe that I dont want to grow up yet? I am turning 17 this year and I haven't even got my Ls yet. Most of the girls in my year already have there learners, and I can honestly say im tired of hearing the same question from noisy 16 year old girls, who think my life is the most interesting thing thats happened since Lady Gaga. The question, you may ask is "OMFG, like, why dont you have them yet?, you are like, so old enough to get them, like, whatever" ( Insert a really annoying dumb girl voice). So maybe the question didn't sound exactly like that, but you get my point. Though in all honesty the real question is, is that why dont I want to get my Ls. I dont want to learn to drive so I can get out of parents house as soon as I turn 18. The answer to this question is so simple, though unfortunately not many people want to agree with me. I in my most honest opinion, simply just dont want to grow up.

 I still want to go to sleep with a nightlight on because even though there aren't strange horned creatures under my bed or in my closet, I know there are still monsters. I still want my mum to give me hug whenever I want even though im not upset or in the blues. I still want sorry to mean something. I still want to play Pokemon on my pink 3ds, because I wish my life was filled with adventure. When I think of all this stuff that I still want, I finally realized why Peter Pan never wanted to grow up. Being a grown up sucks. If you met at 30 year old who still slept with a nightlight, always had her mum around to give her hugs every two minutes, played Pokemon on a pink 3ds, yelling at the top of her lungs because she couldn't catch that ultra rare Pokemon, on your way to school, would you sit next her? Probably not because most people would think she would be insane. Though if you ever meet that 30 year old woman in about 14 years, say hello to her because that would most likely be me.

Though I have to ask though, is it really that bad to not want to grow up? In all honesty if I had Peter Pans power to never grow up, I would never grow up. If someone had a spare anti aging potion because there from Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry and gave it to me, I would drink it without a second thought. I would happily turn into a 6 year than be a soon to be 17 year old. I dont want to go into Year 11 because I dont want to grow up and do my HSC, then go to University. I can guarantee to everyone reading this, that I will probably never grow up. I may get old physically though I cant imagine myself without my childish naivety. Its something that I dont want to ever lose because once you have lost it, its gone and as unpleasant as it may seem, we can never get it back.

So to all those noisy 16 year olds who have asked me "Why dont you have your Ls?" the real answer is that,  I want to dance in a frilly pink toto at the park, with nobody thinking I have a mental disorder. I want to go to school early and play hand ball with my friends, instead of driving to school and getting there just in the nick of time. I would rather be tucked in at night, then going clubbing and emptying my stomach out the next day. I want to go to the arcade instead of going shopping for the coolest top, or most epic high heeled shoes. To put it simply, I just dont want to grow up.

Everyone Needs Help

"Grief does not change you,...it reveals you" quoted from John Green. Those of you who are reading this and saying out loud, or secretly in the deepest depths of your mind, or maybe even trying to telepathically communicate with me through your thoughts like  Professor X in X-men saying "Why is the quote sad today". It's because just recently one of my good friends(BTW this isn't the girl who I mentioned in my earlier submissions, this is a completely different friend) grandmother has had a stroke, and I would like to dedicate this submission to both her and her grandmother. For starters for everyone reading this I could easily say that this friend has been there for me through thick and thin, has jumped over all the hurdles and obstacles and swam one thousand metres for me...well not literally but you get my point. She's been there for me ever since I could remember and even stayed friends with me when I was having all those troubles with mean teenage girl bullies in my first years of high school, and I felt inspired to dedicate this submission to her.

So this is how this story goes, I was sitting in my room surfing the net watching smosh videos when my phone went off because I had a text. The text basically said that her grandmother had a stroke and she was waiting outside the emergency room. I remember the first thing I said said was if both her and her grandmother were ok though my hyperventilating text message.( I know its not possible for a text message to hyperventilate, though I can guarantee you, that if you read this message out loud, it would make you hyperventilate. Thus the creation of a hyperventilating text message) She told me she felt lifeless and at that exact moment, I felt so bad for her. I had been in her position before where my grandmother had to be put into hospital because she was unwell. At that very moment I thought "Does this ever get any easier?" Iv'e found the answer to that question now. It doesn't get easier and there isn't a second road you can take to avoid something from happening, destiny has chosen its path and we can either stay and swim in a pool of our own greif, or move on and change our destinies for the better.

I told my friend what any good friend would say. I said to her that she didn't deserve what was happening in her life right now, because she's to much of a good person for this to happening to( I dont mean bad things should happen to those who are bad, thats not what I mean at all, its just that this girl couldn't do anything bad even if tried) I also said that I hope that both herself and her grandmother get better soon, because even though her grandmother may be having physical problems, I know that she's probably crying her eyes out because she's scared of whats happening around her. I also told her that I would always be their for her because that what friends are for.

Iv'e been in her position before where iv'e just broke down crying because I was afraid of losing someone I never thought would go away. Someone who I always imagined would be there, even when I grew up and maybe had a family of my own one day. I never imagined my own grandmother being gone until the same thing that happened to my friend happened to me. I remember that day so clearly, I was in year 5 or 6 and I only had six friends and was afraid to tell them what happened. The majority of my friends back then had already lost people who they cared for and I felt that if I mentioned my grandmothers stroke they would get upset. That was probably the worst thing iv'e ever done because what I really needed then was a friend, someones shoulder to cry on. Though I chose to keep it a secret and suffer secretly and hid away my greif with fake smiles.

My friend will probably never know that im glad that she told me, because I dont want her to go through I had to. Im happy she told me because now I can help her and try to make her happy. So the quote above that most of you have forgotten because I forgot until I re-read this submission,  means that greif doesn't really change who we are on the inside it just shows the world who we are and not an emotionless doll. We all have different ways with dealing with greif. Some ways are better than others because believe me when I tell you this, keeping a secret that big from your friends and putting on a fake smile everyday doesn't make it any better, it just makes your worse in the longrun. When she replied back to me saying that I actually made her smile, it made me so happy. I knew that when she sent that I was being a good friend and it made me feel good on the inside.

Anyway what im trying to communicate though this submission is that everyone needs help, and we shouldn't be afraid to ask for it. Im also extremely proud that my friend wasn't scared to tell me what had happened. Its something that a lot of people in our generation aren't costumed to and just keep it inside. So for those reading this who may have lost someone, or loved one became ill, talk to someone because it works. By talking to someone it will make you feel better, it could be anyone. It could be your best friend, used to be friend, the crazy cat lady who lives down your block, or maybe someone you dont really know. You could even write a blog like im doing at the moment, because theres nothing holding us back except for ourselves. All we have to do is ask one question for it get better, isn't that better than trying to get over it by ourselves?