OMG I haven't blogged in so long!!!!!! and my telepathic abilities tell me that you have missed me. No you say...oh..... well just had to make me sad didn't you. Now go away as im going to continue writing, sitting in the corner of my room crying like a little idiot. Nah just kidding but it has been a long time and im sure you missed me ...(cricket cricket )... so lets get this show on the road!! Wait thats not write im not in a show and im not on a road....ok I got it. Lets gat this blog on the bed....OMG THAT SOUNDED A MILLION TIMES WORSE. HELLO PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET DEMENTION PLEASE FORGET THOSE SENTENCES ABOUT BLOGS AND BED AND DELETE THE PAST MINUTE OF YOUR LIFE!!!! Ok now that all my corny hyper jokes are done lets get back to my insanely epic, days of our lives lifestyle, staring me, friends ,ex-friends and maybe future crush or dude who may like me, because im just cool like that.
So what to write about first? I KNOW ME !!! if you read my last blog you would of realised that I had a severe problem the amount of my homework given to me. Oh and btw it isn't always the best idea to go to your Principle and say " I dont think we should do homework, as it is torture to go through six hours of torture at school, then go home and suffer the torture of homework". Yeah not a good way to get the new Principle to like you. Hmmmmm what else happened to me recently? Ah hah I know. So recently I had to cook for like over 100 people.. not by my self I had about 50 other people helping me. So for all those wondering going " Why does crazy Pokemon anime chick need to cook for so many people!!" it is because I am one of those extremely unfortunate children who dont know how to cook, but your parents force you to do it so you know how to cook for yourself in then future. Now I know some of the people on here may go" aw there doing a good thing for you".......you know how to cook..... I have discovered that I am the worst cook in all of history!!. So lets start form the beginning. When we were cutting vegetables I managed to cut myself, and it wasn't a little cut, it was an insane tiny cut that wouldn't stop bleeding for an hour and hurt like hell!! You know the feeling that when you scraped your knee and instead of putting detol on it your parents put alcohol because you ran out of the BLOODY DETOL AND YOU WERE STUCK WITH A KNEE THAT FELT LIKE IT WAS ON FIRE AND A TRUCK JUST DROVE OVER IT, BECAUSE YOUR MUM SLAPPED IT AND SAID "all better" IN A SWEET VOICE LIKE SHE JUST DIDNT PUT YOU THROUGH ANOUGH PAIN.....thats....what.....it.....felt...like...Then your hospitality teacher finds you with you insanely panicing because theres blood all over you thumb....yeah not a good idea to put me in hospitality mum, you know you would think that after I made the smoke alarm go of at least 10 times, set fire to a pizza, accidentally left the gas on and put baking soda in cookies that it would be a terrible idea for me to leave home without a chef to cook for me. So other than that I MISSED OUT ON A WHOLE DAYS WORTH OF CLASSED... only to stay back until it was 8:00 at night...smart move Maria...
Ok so next on the writing agenda is, drumroll please, FRIENDS.Oh how I love you all I will give lots of kisses and huggies tomorrow and everyone around me will think im crazier than the crazy cat lady on the Simpsons. I LOVE YOU, and update on ex friend: still stares at me, still creeps me out. I waved at her the other day when she was looking at me.. I dont think she liked that because she just death stared me harder .. and I was like... ok.... hand slowly descending and insert creeped out face. Oh and she sent me text saying she wanted to sort some stuff out.. the very next day I showed one of my closest friends the message.... for the rest of the day she was my body guard.... it was hilarious when you looked at it from everyone else's point of view though. I would just be walking along and ex friend would come near me than out of no where my closest friend would just pop out like a ninja and scream and redirect me. I must say even though I was kinda sad in the morning because I didn't want to be friends with ex friend this random act that happened at least five time made me insanely happy again.
OKIE DOKIE THE LAST THING I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IS..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ITHINKAGUYJUSTMIGHTLIKEME EEEEPPPP INSERT FANGIRL MOMENT and no this isn't the guy my ex friend broke are friendship for ITS A COMPLETING NEW GUY. There one problem though....every time a guy likes me I for some odd reason friend zone them. It could be the most hottest guy in the world but if I find out you like me, your friend zoned and I have no idea why? can you guys answer this for me? because I think that there something wrong with me, im pretty sure its biologically processed for a girl to want a boyfriend when she's 16. Why am I so weird?. So anyway Future crush, maybe, because I dont see him often though he can be very nice when he wants to and makes me laugh which is a extra point for you my friend, have to get to know him a little better and he is taller than me which is a really good thing because im a bit taller than the average girl.
anyways
please comment, plus one and follow me on twitter @mariawatson150 and tell me about, well anything, give me a link to your blog and ill check it out if you want
anyways bye bye
back to homework -_-
So what to write about first? I KNOW ME !!! if you read my last blog you would of realised that I had a severe problem the amount of my homework given to me. Oh and btw it isn't always the best idea to go to your Principle and say " I dont think we should do homework, as it is torture to go through six hours of torture at school, then go home and suffer the torture of homework". Yeah not a good way to get the new Principle to like you. Hmmmmm what else happened to me recently? Ah hah I know. So recently I had to cook for like over 100 people.. not by my self I had about 50 other people helping me. So for all those wondering going " Why does crazy Pokemon anime chick need to cook for so many people!!" it is because I am one of those extremely unfortunate children who dont know how to cook, but your parents force you to do it so you know how to cook for yourself in then future. Now I know some of the people on here may go" aw there doing a good thing for you".......you know how to cook..... I have discovered that I am the worst cook in all of history!!. So lets start form the beginning. When we were cutting vegetables I managed to cut myself, and it wasn't a little cut, it was an insane tiny cut that wouldn't stop bleeding for an hour and hurt like hell!! You know the feeling that when you scraped your knee and instead of putting detol on it your parents put alcohol because you ran out of the BLOODY DETOL AND YOU WERE STUCK WITH A KNEE THAT FELT LIKE IT WAS ON FIRE AND A TRUCK JUST DROVE OVER IT, BECAUSE YOUR MUM SLAPPED IT AND SAID "all better" IN A SWEET VOICE LIKE SHE JUST DIDNT PUT YOU THROUGH ANOUGH PAIN.....thats....what.....it.....felt...like...Then your hospitality teacher finds you with you insanely panicing because theres blood all over you thumb....yeah not a good idea to put me in hospitality mum, you know you would think that after I made the smoke alarm go of at least 10 times, set fire to a pizza, accidentally left the gas on and put baking soda in cookies that it would be a terrible idea for me to leave home without a chef to cook for me. So other than that I MISSED OUT ON A WHOLE DAYS WORTH OF CLASSED... only to stay back until it was 8:00 at night...smart move Maria...
Ok so next on the writing agenda is, drumroll please, FRIENDS.Oh how I love you all I will give lots of kisses and huggies tomorrow and everyone around me will think im crazier than the crazy cat lady on the Simpsons. I LOVE YOU, and update on ex friend: still stares at me, still creeps me out. I waved at her the other day when she was looking at me.. I dont think she liked that because she just death stared me harder .. and I was like... ok.... hand slowly descending and insert creeped out face. Oh and she sent me text saying she wanted to sort some stuff out.. the very next day I showed one of my closest friends the message.... for the rest of the day she was my body guard.... it was hilarious when you looked at it from everyone else's point of view though. I would just be walking along and ex friend would come near me than out of no where my closest friend would just pop out like a ninja and scream and redirect me. I must say even though I was kinda sad in the morning because I didn't want to be friends with ex friend this random act that happened at least five time made me insanely happy again.
OKIE DOKIE THE LAST THING I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IS..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ITHINKAGUYJUSTMIGHTLIKEME EEEEPPPP INSERT FANGIRL MOMENT and no this isn't the guy my ex friend broke are friendship for ITS A COMPLETING NEW GUY. There one problem though....every time a guy likes me I for some odd reason friend zone them. It could be the most hottest guy in the world but if I find out you like me, your friend zoned and I have no idea why? can you guys answer this for me? because I think that there something wrong with me, im pretty sure its biologically processed for a girl to want a boyfriend when she's 16. Why am I so weird?. So anyway Future crush, maybe, because I dont see him often though he can be very nice when he wants to and makes me laugh which is a extra point for you my friend, have to get to know him a little better and he is taller than me which is a really good thing because im a bit taller than the average girl.
anyways
please comment, plus one and follow me on twitter @mariawatson150 and tell me about, well anything, give me a link to your blog and ill check it out if you want
anyways bye bye
back to homework -_-
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