Hello internet. As you know I have recently gotten back to school and have been their for maybe, 3 weeks, unfortunately. Why cant we just be on holidays all the time and just be home schooled? I mean it would be so much easier, wouldn't it, You could mark your own assignments and just be like "hhmm I think I deserve an A, full marks for me, PARTY TIME". Though unfortunately that option does not exist for me...ULTIMATE SORROW.... Anyways since Iv'e gotten back to school not that long ago I have decided I would make an entry based on(drum roll please) Teachers!!! Now i would like to take up a few sentences on how grateful I am to all the teachers who have helped me through my life. The teachers that stood by me, to make sure I went that extra mile.The teachers who taught me everything I know today, and finally the teachers who ANNOYED THE HELL OUT OF ME. Thus this is my completion of the teachers that can be found in every school.
1. The Wiki-ped
Now Wiki-ped is probably the most educated person you have ever meet in your entire life and by that I basically mean that he or she is literally the livingWikipedia. You could ask any kind of question to this teacher and they would know the answer to it. There like a superman who has a computer muscles. Any question is answerable. They know about History, Biology, English, Art. If you can name it they know it. This teacher would be life boat you cling on to if high school became a remake of the Titanic.
2. The Cool-Cat
The Cool- Cat is usually a young tacher who is male or female and makes learning FUN. If this teacher was a principle, everyday will be Party time and and you wont want it to end. This teacher makes being in this class is so fun, when the bell rings you dont want to go home and try to avoid yourself from going to home by asking her useless questions you know the answer to. These teachers are usually those who teach english, art or Geography though may range into other subjects.
3. Lazy-Cat
This teacher just no longer wants to be a teacher and just sets you textbook work and never helps you understand it. It's like if this teacher was Prime minister, every day would be a public holiday. You can also identify this teacher as they use methods such as peer marking. Now if you are a teacher and reading this please understand that peer marking is the worst thing you do to me. If im in class and five girls in the behind me dont like me, The kid in front of me wants to be the harshest marker in the entire world and I stepped on the the other students foot outside, I will never pass that test. I might as well write fail in massive bubble writing in red pen and save them the trouble.
4. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
This is the teacher who explains your entire subject in just 1 lesson and is speaking a mile per minute, and you feel the need to get a brown paper bag and breath in and out as quickly as you can. This teacher saying so much informative knowledge, that when you are trying to take notes on everything they are saying you feel like your hand is leveling up so much your wearing an experience share, and then suddenly evolves into a Pikachu ....either that or your hang gets so tired it evolves into a snorlax and is a writing induced coma for the next ten years.
5. The Autobiographer
Now this teacher spends the first 10 minutes of class time teaching us, though somewhere along the line gets of track and recounts the entire storyline of their life, destroying all knowledge you have on that subject. Then when KABAM the exams come you dont know anything that is on that paper, Though you could probably write a short story about their life.
6. The Meanie
Story time: Ok someone was walking along the pavement playing with a basket ball when someone walks along the same pavement as them. They accidentally dropped the ball and the other person tripped over it and got a concussion and ever since, she has been meanie. This teachers goal in life is to Humiliate their students for no reason.
So yeah that what I got on teachers and once again this time not joking thank you for helping me!! I really appreciate it. If you have any other teachers that I havn't mentioned comment below and follow and google share and also I have a twitter account follow me on mariawatson150 see you so with a another entry
bye
off to Sleep
:)
1. The Wiki-ped
Now Wiki-ped is probably the most educated person you have ever meet in your entire life and by that I basically mean that he or she is literally the livingWikipedia. You could ask any kind of question to this teacher and they would know the answer to it. There like a superman who has a computer muscles. Any question is answerable. They know about History, Biology, English, Art. If you can name it they know it. This teacher would be life boat you cling on to if high school became a remake of the Titanic.
2. The Cool-Cat
The Cool- Cat is usually a young tacher who is male or female and makes learning FUN. If this teacher was a principle, everyday will be Party time and and you wont want it to end. This teacher makes being in this class is so fun, when the bell rings you dont want to go home and try to avoid yourself from going to home by asking her useless questions you know the answer to. These teachers are usually those who teach english, art or Geography though may range into other subjects.
3. Lazy-Cat
This teacher just no longer wants to be a teacher and just sets you textbook work and never helps you understand it. It's like if this teacher was Prime minister, every day would be a public holiday. You can also identify this teacher as they use methods such as peer marking. Now if you are a teacher and reading this please understand that peer marking is the worst thing you do to me. If im in class and five girls in the behind me dont like me, The kid in front of me wants to be the harshest marker in the entire world and I stepped on the the other students foot outside, I will never pass that test. I might as well write fail in massive bubble writing in red pen and save them the trouble.
4. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
This is the teacher who explains your entire subject in just 1 lesson and is speaking a mile per minute, and you feel the need to get a brown paper bag and breath in and out as quickly as you can. This teacher saying so much informative knowledge, that when you are trying to take notes on everything they are saying you feel like your hand is leveling up so much your wearing an experience share, and then suddenly evolves into a Pikachu ....either that or your hang gets so tired it evolves into a snorlax and is a writing induced coma for the next ten years.
5. The Autobiographer
Now this teacher spends the first 10 minutes of class time teaching us, though somewhere along the line gets of track and recounts the entire storyline of their life, destroying all knowledge you have on that subject. Then when KABAM the exams come you dont know anything that is on that paper, Though you could probably write a short story about their life.
6. The Meanie
Story time: Ok someone was walking along the pavement playing with a basket ball when someone walks along the same pavement as them. They accidentally dropped the ball and the other person tripped over it and got a concussion and ever since, she has been meanie. This teachers goal in life is to Humiliate their students for no reason.
So yeah that what I got on teachers and once again this time not joking thank you for helping me!! I really appreciate it. If you have any other teachers that I havn't mentioned comment below and follow and google share and also I have a twitter account follow me on mariawatson150 see you so with a another entry
bye
off to Sleep
:)
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