HELLO EVERYONE WHO IS READING AND IM SOOOO SORRRY FOR THE ENORMOUS WAIT AGAIN AND DONT SEND HATE MAIL!!!!!! anyways I have LOADS to tell of you about my some how terrible sitcom life that I personally felt like I had to share with the entire internet community. Anyways the reason I havn't posted in a mega million light years is because I have been suffering from a very terrible desease call zombie-lemiphila where I have been a zombie for the pass week haunting the halls of my school except instead of saying "GIVE ME YOUR BRAINS" its more like "GIVE ME YOUR DAMN COFFEE, YOU 10, YOU DONT NEED COFFEE, AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!" so yeah the daily life of zombie Maria Watson. Anyways apart from that my right hand has become the hunch-back of notre damn and went to maccas and saw my ex-friend, awkies!! so yeah lets get this life story drama stared with.
OKIE DOKIE so ill start with my exams which I had a total of 7 to do in 5 days which was completely horrible because my study consists of 99% of preparing my study and 1% of actual study, so im basically saying im the ultimate fail at school, and someone please just put one of those pointy hats on my head and make me sit in a corner for the rest of eternity. So I basically left all my study to the night before.....clap........clap....... YEAH GOOD THINKING MARIA (facepalm). Thus by doing this I became a zombie for the entire week at school, i swear if i was green and brains started oozing from my head i would not noticed. But thankfully I wasn't alone AS IT WAS LIKE A FREKEN HORMONAL FEMALE ZOMBIE CLAN WHO WERE ALL ON THEIR PERIOD, INVADED AND TOOK AND TOOK OVER THE SCHOOL. So I can honestly say a freaken Zombie apocalypse happened that day and i cant remember anything that happened, I was that out of it. I just hope I didn't write some smart ass comments on the answer sheet.
Any way due to having so many exams my right hand now resembles more of the hunch back of notre damn than a hand!!. Theres a bump the size of my head on my hand and it looks deformed monkey pig. I never even new that was possible until last week when I woke up and I saw my hand looking at me saying "LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME, YOUR WORSE THAN TEAM ROCKETS THEME SONG" of course it was only saying that in my dream but nonetheless it still yelled at me, because im not crazy, right (evil stare). So my hand basically hates me because I cant play job of playing pokemon games in my bedroom all day and screaming at my opponents to quit using harden COS YOUR PISSING ME THE HELL OFF......I dont need to be put in a mental asylum.....or go to anger management classes..... im fine.......I just dont like the move harden....it annoys me.......it keeps me from winning.....im fine....... lets keep going. So yeah hunch back of notre damn, deforme monkey pig hand now wants to cut its self of from by body and live in a clock tower for the rest of its life until it finds true love, just splendid. I will say this about my exams though which I see as a positive ..drumroll please... I have learnt smarterer words.... I know that sentence sound stupid and you guys are probably going "THAT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING A TWO YEAR OLD WOULD SAY" and I deny that fact because I think my vocabulary s worse than that of a two year old so I will rephrase that sentence. Ahem. During this absolutely dreadful event that occurred amongst are ranks, in all honesty I can completely and utterly become more intellectual in literature...see....smart words.... long smart words. Though the only problem was that by me remembering these smart words ..... I had to kind of say them in an english accent to remember them..... so I was basically pretending to be the queen and putting in what I believe would be her opinion. Someone please just tattoo idiot to my forehead for people to just avoid me and not catch my idiotisim.
Finally which I went on a maccas run and observed my ex-friend glaring at me in my car mirror, because, you know, I wasn't kinda freaked out before. ANYWAYS THAT ALL I GOT TO REPORT FOR NOW I WILL MAKE SURE TO REPORT MORE AS IT IS NOW HOLIDAYS I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS AND PLEASE GOOGLE PLUS THIS SHIT, COMMENT RATE SHARE WHATEVER YOU DO BEST AND FOR ALL THOSE WHO LOVE TITTER FOLLOW ME ON MARIAWATSON1500, BECAUSE LETS FACE IT, WHO DOSNT JKS JKS
farewell to my next post internet world im off the play pokemon red with my deformed hunchback monkey pig notre damn hand on the fir game boy
bye guys
lots of love
lol
see what I did there
OKIE DOKIE so ill start with my exams which I had a total of 7 to do in 5 days which was completely horrible because my study consists of 99% of preparing my study and 1% of actual study, so im basically saying im the ultimate fail at school, and someone please just put one of those pointy hats on my head and make me sit in a corner for the rest of eternity. So I basically left all my study to the night before.....clap........clap....... YEAH GOOD THINKING MARIA (facepalm). Thus by doing this I became a zombie for the entire week at school, i swear if i was green and brains started oozing from my head i would not noticed. But thankfully I wasn't alone AS IT WAS LIKE A FREKEN HORMONAL FEMALE ZOMBIE CLAN WHO WERE ALL ON THEIR PERIOD, INVADED AND TOOK AND TOOK OVER THE SCHOOL. So I can honestly say a freaken Zombie apocalypse happened that day and i cant remember anything that happened, I was that out of it. I just hope I didn't write some smart ass comments on the answer sheet.
Any way due to having so many exams my right hand now resembles more of the hunch back of notre damn than a hand!!. Theres a bump the size of my head on my hand and it looks deformed monkey pig. I never even new that was possible until last week when I woke up and I saw my hand looking at me saying "LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME, YOUR WORSE THAN TEAM ROCKETS THEME SONG" of course it was only saying that in my dream but nonetheless it still yelled at me, because im not crazy, right (evil stare). So my hand basically hates me because I cant play job of playing pokemon games in my bedroom all day and screaming at my opponents to quit using harden COS YOUR PISSING ME THE HELL OFF......I dont need to be put in a mental asylum.....or go to anger management classes..... im fine.......I just dont like the move harden....it annoys me.......it keeps me from winning.....im fine....... lets keep going. So yeah hunch back of notre damn, deforme monkey pig hand now wants to cut its self of from by body and live in a clock tower for the rest of its life until it finds true love, just splendid. I will say this about my exams though which I see as a positive ..drumroll please... I have learnt smarterer words.... I know that sentence sound stupid and you guys are probably going "THAT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING A TWO YEAR OLD WOULD SAY" and I deny that fact because I think my vocabulary s worse than that of a two year old so I will rephrase that sentence. Ahem. During this absolutely dreadful event that occurred amongst are ranks, in all honesty I can completely and utterly become more intellectual in literature...see....smart words.... long smart words. Though the only problem was that by me remembering these smart words ..... I had to kind of say them in an english accent to remember them..... so I was basically pretending to be the queen and putting in what I believe would be her opinion. Someone please just tattoo idiot to my forehead for people to just avoid me and not catch my idiotisim.
Finally which I went on a maccas run and observed my ex-friend glaring at me in my car mirror, because, you know, I wasn't kinda freaked out before. ANYWAYS THAT ALL I GOT TO REPORT FOR NOW I WILL MAKE SURE TO REPORT MORE AS IT IS NOW HOLIDAYS I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS AND PLEASE GOOGLE PLUS THIS SHIT, COMMENT RATE SHARE WHATEVER YOU DO BEST AND FOR ALL THOSE WHO LOVE TITTER FOLLOW ME ON MARIAWATSON1500, BECAUSE LETS FACE IT, WHO DOSNT JKS JKS
farewell to my next post internet world im off the play pokemon red with my deformed hunchback monkey pig notre damn hand on the fir game boy
bye guys
lots of love
lol
see what I did there
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