I just came back to school on Tuesday and I can honestly say the I have performed the destiny was every student known to mankind . On Tuesday I came to school equipped with hidden blazer pens and pencils, every highlighter in every color of the rainbow, a secret hidden sword ruler sheath, also known as my skirt pocket and books which held the secrets to my education. Its now friday and I am only equipped with one hidden blazer pen, which is forced to be used as a sword, kunai and writing utensil. My school life sucks. which brings me to the question. HOW DID I LOSE EVERYTHING IN 3 DAYS?!?!?!?!?. I have no idea, though I think I have an idea.
Tuesday we didn't do much besides get are marks back from our teachers from last term, which I would like to add ( cough cough) I did quite well in, even though 99% percent of my time I was just preparing to study, which meant me cleaning my desk. Clean my room because my desk took a rubbish dump. Finding the original gameboy. Have to play Pokemon for an hour on the gameboy. Im hungry now so now I have to make a gourmet meal. Now I have to wash the dishes. Have to feed my dog. Now Im reminded of Marley and Me, have to watch the movie. Now I have to blog about my day. Ok all done lets get to studying..(5 minutes later)... now I have to sleep. As you can see my best talent is not the art of studying and keep....ing......focus.......BUTTERFLY. So im quite proud of my results, well except bio, have I ever said I hate Biology? because I do now. Anyway what was I talking about again... YEAH ME LOSING EVERYTHING. okie dokie so when my class was reviewing our results i got quite bored so I thought for some reason I would play a game that I created called Angry Birdie pens. I know the name is not very creative, though in my defense it was my first day back at term and I wasnt thinking straight. Which is why I probably thought this was a good idea, which it was not. To play Angry Birdie Pens you must have these items. Pens, rubbers, a rubber band or hair tie and highlighters. The objective: hit all rubbers in the pen and highlighter fortress.Im guessing you all can see the result of what happened but i will tell you anyway. The pens went everywhere( lucky the teacher had her back turned), half of my pend were broken and did wee wee on my desk, turning it blue and one of my highlighters end up in another girls pencil case and I was too socially awkward to ask for it back and explain the game of Angry Birdie Pens. My rubber... well I dont know what happened to my rubber because it magically just disappeared.......(look the other way) ...... ok it didn't it landed in the bin and I didn't want to get bin quooties or be known as "THE BIN GIRL". I mean how terrifying does "THE BIN GIRL" sound, it makes me want to crawl under my bed and never come out until the world explodes. Whenever I think about it all I think about is an extremely tall teenage girl covered in rubbish who smells like poo and if you accidentally take a whiff you die....kinda like Gloom from Pokemon....I mean come on look at it pokedex entry " the horrible- smelling pistil of this flower stinks over a mile away. Unwittingly inhaled , it can cause fainting"..... You cant tell me that this Pokemon just dosn't say " uumm can you please move" its move like MOVE OUT THE WAY BEFORE I KILL YOU WITH MY HORRID STENCH YOUT DITTO.....get what I did there.... Because Ditto can mat with any Pokemon..... hhehee Im so funny , not.
Now on wednesday, wait did the text just change font, I dont know how I did that whoops. Back to story time. I bought all these new nice books because I thought my other ones were getting pretty full so I bought some more . One act of intelligence. You should give me a hug, then slap me because what I did them. I developed another game, because Angry Birdie Pens just wasn't fun enough. Therefore I made another one called Boomerang book. which didn't turn out so well because when I went to get all my books back the where basically destroyed with paper flying out. Lucky I was the only one their at the time so yippee for me, I once again avoid being embarrassed about the stupid things I do, but will forever be humiliated in my mind be that supernatural being that wakes up when your about to fall asleep and reminds you of all the incredibly stupid thing you have done in your life and make you stay up for the entire night. As if this day could not get any worse though, I accidentally left my pencil case in the library.....neve leave your stuff in a library... someone will take it...... I dont know why a thief decided to take my empty 99 cent pencil case? but they did. so there went my still living pens from Angry Birdie Pens
On Thursday I still had some pencils. so I did what I do and decided to draw on everything until my pencils represented pencils that the seven dwarfs would write with in Snow White, not good. My hand is extremely cramped from using two inch pencils. Also my back luck furthers because during some point of the day i put all my pencils in my pocket and my skirt must of shifted because I ended up breaking all my pencils AND GETTING MILLIONS ON SPLITTERS IN MY BUTTOCKS, and now it really hurts whenever I sit down. I think it rivals the pain your get when you accidentally walk on lego and feel like you are going to be crippled for the remander of your life.
Finally there comes today, where I realize I only have one pencil which I now have to protect and make last for the rest of the term because im not bothered to get more, so ill just suffer for the remander of the term and be yelled at by teachers for not bringing my equipment to school, aaahhhh, what a great way to start off term, I can see it now at parent teacher interviews. Every teacher complaining about me never having what I need for class and them me getting home and getting yelled at by my parents for not doing well enough (sigh) life is so sad sometimes, Maybe I should do the whole speech thing where I tell my parents iv'e not been doing so well in my classes though i dedicated to make a change and become a doctor so I wont get yelled at so much.....NNAAHHH parents are to mean they wont buy that, they will just get suspicious.
anyways tell me what I should do to avoid getting yelled at by teachers/ parents by commenting below, also follow share google plus anything like that
bye bye
im off to play some pokemon
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