HHHEEEELLLLLOOOOO INTERNET how ive missed you. I should be studying for my bio and modern exams but OH WELL im going to blod instead hehe :) so welcome to SITUATIONS WERE I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL and I know I might appear to be adult type.....(cricket...Cricket).... Ok im less of an adult than Lady GaGa is normal, I would of used Justin Beiber simile but im scared his fans will try to kill me in my sleep :) ....and Lady Gaga is the only person I know of who has worn a bathing suit out of meat......Who made that outfit designer or butcher OK getting of track back to the countdown.
1. The pavement button press thing to go across the street (I dont know what its called)
yeah you know how you press that button to go across street and it makes a beep. When ever I come across it I will be like *poke* being all adult-like.........in my own special way........then after five seconds I develop rabies and go insane and try to perform acupuncture on it with my fingers. Imagine raving rabbits had children with the Karate Kid and that Child is on Ecstasy.......that would be me when ever I come across those buttons. Not only this but sometimes I press the button then no longer want to walk across the road and just turn away and walk somewhere else, Yes I know how mant people who are reading this who drive just want to castrate me.
2. Pokemon
Now I already know everyone knows I am a fan of Pokemon but I dont think everyone understands how much this effects my daily life.....im worse than than Ash Ketchem winning the finals in championships...... Its a problem. Just this week I have spent $100 on just Pokemon plushies and trading cards...and I dont have a job....poor mum, has to pay for my addiction.
3. Piercings
Now I just cant stand.....for all the wrong reasons. I already have zero focus. Do you remember when you were a kid and you used to play super mario brothers and you would get to the level with the mindless kooper trooper just going back and forth, YEAH DAT ME. When you get a girl or guy with a piercing on their face and the suns shinning all bright in the classroom, im not going to be looking at the white board, imma be looking at your diamond piercing making patterns on the ceiling. Goodbye education.
4.Exam Drawings
Do you know when your doing your exam and then the teacher is just like PENS DOWN FINISH YOUR SENTENCE!!! Theres a sentence that needs finishing alright .......but I aint finishing my sentence. I can promise you that on every exam I have ever done there is one thing similar and that is a stickman with a giant lollypop head and banana smile......on every Exam.....Even if I was one word from finishing my essay.....and I dont know why I do this.
5. Studying
I might as well not bother because I do the exact same thing every time. Please tell me im not the only one who does this. I Prepare more time PREPARING TO STUDY than actually studying. So I'll be like 'ok Maria got to study exam tomorrow' so I find a notebook, cant find a notebook now I have to go to office works and buy a new notebook, I found the notebooks and now I dont know which one to get. 30 minutes later go back home ok need a pen, cant find a pen, ok find a pencil, cant find my pencil, look at the clock office works is closed, try using eyeliner. Now I have I have to clean my hand, cant find the make up remover, spend next hour washing my hands. Now im hungry, gotta eat. Eat, see my using a big knife cooking dinner. now I have to watch scream, oh look its 10 at night, time for sleep cant be tired for my exam. *Slap* WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY
6. Cinnamon twists
I have no self control whenever I smell cinnamon twists.......... I will be like ' no maria not today' than I come home eat and realize im eating a 12 pack od cinnamon twists. Forget about a guy who smells like rain and musky cologne give me a guy who smells like cinnamon twists, Cinderella story, right there.
7. Green
If you give me food, it dosnt matter it could be my favorite food in the world but if you put something green in it like peas or broccoli I will spend the next hour individually picking out every pea from the dish. For example my nonna would make lasagna and put peas in it I spend 30 minutes cutting one bite away then observe it to see if there are any hiding before picking in out then finally putting in my mouth.
8. Juggling
Give me any round circular object and I am instantly compelled to start juggling ........and I cant juggle.......... without someone getting a black eye so I dont know why I do this when I know I will injure people.......
HHHHHHMMMMMM and thats all I could think of at the moment hehehehehe hope you enjoyed it share, follow google plus whatever it is you do best bye bye
p.s by the way if you want to email me heres my email adress mariaisthebestpokemontrainer@gmail.com so send me some emails hehe
bye bye
off to eat YYUUUMMMMM
1. The pavement button press thing to go across the street (I dont know what its called)
yeah you know how you press that button to go across street and it makes a beep. When ever I come across it I will be like *poke* being all adult-like.........in my own special way........then after five seconds I develop rabies and go insane and try to perform acupuncture on it with my fingers. Imagine raving rabbits had children with the Karate Kid and that Child is on Ecstasy.......that would be me when ever I come across those buttons. Not only this but sometimes I press the button then no longer want to walk across the road and just turn away and walk somewhere else, Yes I know how mant people who are reading this who drive just want to castrate me.
2. Pokemon
Now I already know everyone knows I am a fan of Pokemon but I dont think everyone understands how much this effects my daily life.....im worse than than Ash Ketchem winning the finals in championships...... Its a problem. Just this week I have spent $100 on just Pokemon plushies and trading cards...and I dont have a job....poor mum, has to pay for my addiction.
3. Piercings
Now I just cant stand.....for all the wrong reasons. I already have zero focus. Do you remember when you were a kid and you used to play super mario brothers and you would get to the level with the mindless kooper trooper just going back and forth, YEAH DAT ME. When you get a girl or guy with a piercing on their face and the suns shinning all bright in the classroom, im not going to be looking at the white board, imma be looking at your diamond piercing making patterns on the ceiling. Goodbye education.
4.Exam Drawings
Do you know when your doing your exam and then the teacher is just like PENS DOWN FINISH YOUR SENTENCE!!! Theres a sentence that needs finishing alright .......but I aint finishing my sentence. I can promise you that on every exam I have ever done there is one thing similar and that is a stickman with a giant lollypop head and banana smile......on every Exam.....Even if I was one word from finishing my essay.....and I dont know why I do this.
5. Studying
I might as well not bother because I do the exact same thing every time. Please tell me im not the only one who does this. I Prepare more time PREPARING TO STUDY than actually studying. So I'll be like 'ok Maria got to study exam tomorrow' so I find a notebook, cant find a notebook now I have to go to office works and buy a new notebook, I found the notebooks and now I dont know which one to get. 30 minutes later go back home ok need a pen, cant find a pen, ok find a pencil, cant find my pencil, look at the clock office works is closed, try using eyeliner. Now I have I have to clean my hand, cant find the make up remover, spend next hour washing my hands. Now im hungry, gotta eat. Eat, see my using a big knife cooking dinner. now I have to watch scream, oh look its 10 at night, time for sleep cant be tired for my exam. *Slap* WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY
6. Cinnamon twists
I have no self control whenever I smell cinnamon twists.......... I will be like ' no maria not today' than I come home eat and realize im eating a 12 pack od cinnamon twists. Forget about a guy who smells like rain and musky cologne give me a guy who smells like cinnamon twists, Cinderella story, right there.
7. Green
If you give me food, it dosnt matter it could be my favorite food in the world but if you put something green in it like peas or broccoli I will spend the next hour individually picking out every pea from the dish. For example my nonna would make lasagna and put peas in it I spend 30 minutes cutting one bite away then observe it to see if there are any hiding before picking in out then finally putting in my mouth.
8. Juggling
Give me any round circular object and I am instantly compelled to start juggling ........and I cant juggle.......... without someone getting a black eye so I dont know why I do this when I know I will injure people.......
HHHHHHMMMMMM and thats all I could think of at the moment hehehehehe hope you enjoyed it share, follow google plus whatever it is you do best bye bye
p.s by the way if you want to email me heres my email adress mariaisthebestpokemontrainer@gmail.com so send me some emails hehe
bye bye
off to eat YYUUUMMMMM
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