HHHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY INTERNET PEOPLE if you read my last blog you would of known that I was going to do a entry completely dedicated to the pokedex of all generations since it came out, all the way till the 15th of August, 9:17 Australian time so here you go. Now going through these entries I have realized that the creators of Pokemon put some strange yet extremely funny entries for there Pokemon that I have never noticed before and oh by the way this is defiantly not a blog that doesn't like Pokemon because I am the biggest Pokemon fan there is and I am even wearing my Pikachu onsie as I am writing this...... that and the bunch of Pokemon figurines I have on my desk and bed........ and posters and trading cards everywhere.........yeah im pretty hardocre when it comes to Pokemon........and Naruto........and Dragon Ball Z.......and Harry Potter...........and One Piece........and Fairy Tale ok getting of track *Slap* ok back on track HERE WE GO OH AND THIS IS IN NO WAY IN ORDER, ITS RANDOM.
THE FIST CONTENTENT IS, DRUM ROLL PLEASE
MAGIKARP
the Entry for Magikarp in Pokemon Black and White 2 was that a "Magikarp living for many years can leap over a mountain using splash. The move still remain useless though"
...........Lets pause for a sec, you can go leap over an entire mountain, though can do nothing in combat. What happened to the force of gravity????
SECOND CONTESTANT
PIDGEOT
IN Pokemon Leafgreen "when hunting , it skims the surface of water at a high speed to pick off unwary prey such as Magikarp"
Magikarp you can jump over mountains, how cant you not avoid Pidgeot
THIRD CONTESTANT
HYPNO
Firered- " It carries a pendulum like device. there once was an incident in which took a child it hypnotized"
...........Pokemon suddenly just got really creepy with pedo-hypno
FORTH CONTESTANT
DUSKULL
Heat gold and Soul silver- " If it finds bad children who dont listen to there parents, it will spirit them away"
..........Whats with all the Pokemon abducting children for??????? .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................PLEASE DONT ABDUCT ME DUSKULL I WILL LISTEN PRRROOOOMMMIIIISSSSSEEEEEEEE WWWAAAAHHHHHH.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................
FIFTH CONTESTANT
DARUMAKA
White- " Darumaka droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their cloths to keep themselves warm"
.........................The next time someone tells me they are cold I am going to offer them Darumaka dropping and just watch there reaction......... :)
SIXTH CONTESTANT
CHEREBI
Diamond- "the small ball hold nutrients needed for evolution. it apparently its very sweet and tasty."
OK WHOS BEEN EATING ALL THE POKEMON AGAIN
SEVENTH CONTESTANT
DRIFLOOM
Heart gold and Soul Silver- "It is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloom for a balloon and holds onto it could wind up missing"
OH GREAT ANOTHER POKEMON WHO ABDUCTS KIDS, NOW WHENEVER I SEE A BALLOON IM GOING TO BE SCARED TO TOUCH IT BECAUSE IT WILL TAKE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND LETS BE HONEST HERE, MY DIRECTION IS WORSE THAN ZORO'S FROM ONE PEICE .
SEVENTH CONTESTANT
KOFFING
Red and Blue- Because it stores several kinds of toxic gases in its body, it is prone to exploding without warning.
............ok so now my one of my fav Pokemon just became a serial bomber..........
EIGTH CONTESTANT
TORCHIC
Soul silver and Heart gold- Inside its body is a place where it keeps a small flame. Hug it! It will be as warm as a hot-water bottle.
Next Time us girls have are period, dont grab the hot water bottle just grab the cute little Torchic.
OKIE DOKIE AND THERE ARE ALL THE CONTESTANTS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH I HOPE YOU LIKED IF AND COMMENT BELOW WHO YOU THINK SHOULD BE THE ULTIMATE WINNER AND IF YOU WANT ME TO DEDICATE ANOTHER BLOG TO POKEMON OR ANYTHING ELSE
BYE BYE
REMEMBER TO SHARE COMMENT AND FOLLOW
IM OFF TO SLEEP
THE FIST CONTENTENT IS, DRUM ROLL PLEASE
MAGIKARP
the Entry for Magikarp in Pokemon Black and White 2 was that a "Magikarp living for many years can leap over a mountain using splash. The move still remain useless though"
...........Lets pause for a sec, you can go leap over an entire mountain, though can do nothing in combat. What happened to the force of gravity????
SECOND CONTESTANT
PIDGEOT
IN Pokemon Leafgreen "when hunting , it skims the surface of water at a high speed to pick off unwary prey such as Magikarp"
Magikarp you can jump over mountains, how cant you not avoid Pidgeot
THIRD CONTESTANT
HYPNO
Firered- " It carries a pendulum like device. there once was an incident in which took a child it hypnotized"
...........Pokemon suddenly just got really creepy with pedo-hypno
FORTH CONTESTANT
DUSKULL
Heat gold and Soul silver- " If it finds bad children who dont listen to there parents, it will spirit them away"
..........Whats with all the Pokemon abducting children for??????? .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................PLEASE DONT ABDUCT ME DUSKULL I WILL LISTEN PRRROOOOMMMIIIISSSSSEEEEEEEE WWWAAAAHHHHHH.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................
FIFTH CONTESTANT
DARUMAKA
White- " Darumaka droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their cloths to keep themselves warm"
.........................The next time someone tells me they are cold I am going to offer them Darumaka dropping and just watch there reaction......... :)
SIXTH CONTESTANT
CHEREBI
Diamond- "the small ball hold nutrients needed for evolution. it apparently its very sweet and tasty."
OK WHOS BEEN EATING ALL THE POKEMON AGAIN
SEVENTH CONTESTANT
DRIFLOOM
Heart gold and Soul Silver- "It is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloom for a balloon and holds onto it could wind up missing"
OH GREAT ANOTHER POKEMON WHO ABDUCTS KIDS, NOW WHENEVER I SEE A BALLOON IM GOING TO BE SCARED TO TOUCH IT BECAUSE IT WILL TAKE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND LETS BE HONEST HERE, MY DIRECTION IS WORSE THAN ZORO'S FROM ONE PEICE .
SEVENTH CONTESTANT
KOFFING
Red and Blue- Because it stores several kinds of toxic gases in its body, it is prone to exploding without warning.
............ok so now my one of my fav Pokemon just became a serial bomber..........
EIGTH CONTESTANT
TORCHIC
Soul silver and Heart gold- Inside its body is a place where it keeps a small flame. Hug it! It will be as warm as a hot-water bottle.
Next Time us girls have are period, dont grab the hot water bottle just grab the cute little Torchic.
OKIE DOKIE AND THERE ARE ALL THE CONTESTANTS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH I HOPE YOU LIKED IF AND COMMENT BELOW WHO YOU THINK SHOULD BE THE ULTIMATE WINNER AND IF YOU WANT ME TO DEDICATE ANOTHER BLOG TO POKEMON OR ANYTHING ELSE
BYE BYE
REMEMBER TO SHARE COMMENT AND FOLLOW
IM OFF TO SLEEP
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