You know your italian when

HHHHEEEYYYYYY ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE BOGGED  SOORRRRYYYYYY\!!!!!!!! HEHEH ANYWAYS i just came back from eating dinner at my nonna's and I got this idea from being at her house for 3 plus hours hehe LETS GET DIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!!!!!

1. You know your italian when you dont know what to expect when opening a container of butter/margarine because your parents replace the butter with some kind of fruit or vegetable from their garden. This often includes olives, sun dried tomatos, Zucchini flowers and whatever other food that grows within the family garden.

2. You know your italian when your mother has somehow placed a highly irration fear within your mind, such as:
- being unable to sit at the corner of a table as it means you will never get married and die alone.
- not to go ice skating because if you fall and dont remember to clench your fist someone will skate over your fingers and amputate them.
- if you dont place one candle sideways instead of up  it will mean that for the rest of the year you will have horrible luck and be miserable.

3. You know your italian when you can name 3 different cold cut meats that come form the same animal and can pronounce them perfectly.

4. You know your italian when you have at least one member in you family called Tony and Maria.

5. You know that you italian when the member in your family who is called Tony, names not actually  Tony and it is just short for Anthony.

6. You know you italian when you sit at the table until all the food is cleared and everything is eaten because if you dont you have insulted nonna.

7. You know your italian when you continuously make hand gestures when you are talking, even when your on a mobile.

8. You know your Italian when you have been yelled at so many time by either your nonna or your mother you know more saints names than the pope.

9. You know your italian when your friends come over and your parents insist that they sit down and eat so much they spend the nest hour on the couch having a food coma.

10. You know your Italian when your last name ends with a, o, i, e with little exceptions.

11. You know your italian when you were surprised to hear that the recommendation for food intake was only three meals day instead of : breakfast, morning tea, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, supper, desert  and than a nice mixture of fruit accompanied by a cup of coffee.

12. You know your italian when your mother says you have to learn how to cook but every time you enter the kitchen to learn she throughs you out saying you dont have to learn yet as you still live her.

13. You know your italian when you eat pasta at least 3 times a week.

14. You know your italian if have one relative that has worn black everyday for 5 plus years after a funeral.

15. You know your Italian if you were the same height as your nonna by the age of 7/8.

16.You know your italian if you've broken the underage drinking law before the age of 10.

17.You know when your italian when you think talking loud is completely normal and what others might think is an argument is actually normal conversation.

18. You know your italian when you have come across a cousin who knows you though you have no idea who they are and have no relocation of ever meeting that person.

19. You know your italian when every sickness, illness and or ailment was caused because you dont eat enough of a certain food.

20. You know your italian when your family makes enough food for easter and christmas to last for months though it is eaten all in one day.

21. You know your italian when you find a beer bottle in the frige filled with home made tomato source.

22. You know your italian when you dont know how to speak italian fluently, though you know all the swear words because while your nonna yelled so much saint names at you as a child, she also included many swear words.

23. You know your italian if you were threatened with a slipper, wooden spoon or a rolling pin when you were naughty and this continues even in your teenage years until you finally move out.

24. You know your italian when if you have cleaners who come to your house to clean,  though your mother would clean the house before they get there so they can clean the cleanliness  and thus make it even cleaner.

25. You know your italian when you got sad when you opened a cookie tin because all you found was sewing equipment.

26. You know your italian when you recycled Panettone(an italian cake) to relatives and received it back during the next holidays.

27. You know your Italian when you have witnessed the 'who has the biggest  cucuzza competition"

28. You know your Italian when you ask your nonna if she can make the legs of your pants shorter on your fashionable ripped jeans because they were too long and your nonna returns it fixing all the rips though didn't fix the problem of them being too long for your legs.

29.  You know your italian when your nonna has never said the word no to you when you wanted something

30. You know your Italian when your nonna presumes you have an eating disorder when you say your not hungry.

31.You know your italian when you spent every sunday visiting relatives and extended family

32. You know your italian if you have 2 or more friges/freezers

33. You know your italian if you were reading this and smiling think "omg thats my family"

OKIE DOKIE THATS IT I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT PLEASE COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK AND SHARE FOLLOW WHATER FLOATS YOUR BOAT. you can also email me at mariaisthebestpokemontrainer@gmail.com. THANK YOU FOR READING BBBYYYYYEEEEEEEE :)

50 things you may not know about me!!!

HHHEEEELLLLOOOOOOOO INTERNET HOW ARE YOU?????? I DONT KNOW SO ILL GIVE YOU BOTH REACTIONS ....AW thats good....oh sorry (hugs)  HEHEHEHEHEHEH HERE WE GO   DRUM ROLL PLEASE.

1. I am obsessed with Typo, Like legit every piece of stationary and decoration in my room is from typo.

2. I dont like swearing, but I love buying cloths with swear words on them. I think this is just me having another bipolar moment

3. I have my own personal library in my room with books I have never read, in order for people to think im smart and distract people from all the plush toys and pokemon cards littering my desk.

4. When I was five I fell off a computer chair and broke my nose while trying to get scissors. Lets just give a slow clap for stupidity.

5. I used to stare at my parents while they were sleeping and scare the hell out of them when they woke up. Im pretty sure they thought I was some kind of devil child.

6. I use to want to play soccer really badly when I was little and always complained about not being put on a soccer team, but when given the opportunity a week later I didn't want to do it because I dont like running. I dont know why I thought soccer involved not running.

7. The only reason I want to go to University of Sydney is because they apparently have a quiddich team and Pokemon club.

8. I hate science. I dont know what went through my head when I picked Biology and ignored Italian. I speak italian.

9. My closet is full of cloths I never wear.

10. When an old lady used to call me cute i would reply "Shut up Piggy-Bum". I dont know where I got this from.

11. When I was younger I thought kissing is what made you pregnant.

12. I get annoyed when people say sidewalk. Its pavement.

13. I once drank detol because I thought it was milk. I was 5 and my nonna put it in a little coffee cup.

14. I watch my nonna while she is in the kitchen to ensure that I get the first cannoli.

15. I use to be obsessed with Furbies. I had at least 20.

16. I didn't know what PMS was until I was about 15 and told my brother he had PMS and should get checked out by a doctor when I was 12.

17. I am the queen of comebacks.

18. I am meant to wear glasses, but I dont like wearing them because they make me look TOO smart.

19. I say really dirty things without realising their dirty when I say them, yet instantly realize 2 seconds after I said it. Like today my friend wasn't bothered to get out her blazer because she wanted pockets......I said for her to put her hands in her skirt......It wasnt meant to be dirty I was meaning the pockets we have in are school skirts.........Some random guy just turned around after I said "wait that was dirty" and replied "That was so dirty".

20. When I get a packet of chips I only eat the curly folded over chips, because I remember that when I was in year 4  a girl told me they were wishing chips and would make all my wishes come true.

21. I own a enormous amounts of hats that I have never worn and probably never will, yet continue to buy them.

22. I dont have a boyfriend because every guy I meet face to face, I friend-zone. You could be the hottest and nicest guy ever, but teen wolfs Dylan O'Brien and Vampire Diaries Ian Somerholder changed my perspective and now I think they are the perfect man.

23. I still havent watched the last Twilight movie, even though I read all the books in a week and was obsessed with the movies.

24. I hate yellow snake lollies, yet they are the first ones I choose when you give me a packet of snakes.

25. I like my boy little cousins more than the girls because they keep me company when I watch Ben Ten.

26. I feel awkward knowing my teacher has teenage kids or relatives,  because I am scared They will ask " Do you know so-in-so?" And I be like " Yeah, they suck". This has happened before, I accidentally told my teachers nephew I didn't like them....... Awkward silence after that.

27. I use to want to work in the circus, until I saw a clown get pooped on by an elephant.

28. I also wanted to be a vet until my mother said I would have to stick my arm inside the but of a cow.

29. I use to hate rolar costars but now I am the kid who breaks all the rules on them.

30. When I am bored I draw anime eyes

31. I use to think that Pokemon were real, so I use to collect caterpillars because I thought they were baby Caterpeas.

32. I have never lost a Pokemon battle, and I am extremely proud of that fact.

33. If I see a door closing I will bolt to the door and try to get though.

34. I spend more time on my face and hair then it actually takes to get to school.

35. If I am dared to do something, I feel the need that I have to do it otherwise it will haunt me for the rest of my life.

36. I still have nightmares. Yet I have no idea what they are about. Its always someone trying to wake me up and me replying "I know Max" and then I would wake up realising in the dream their was no one their and when I actually wake up the only thing im thinking is, Who the hell is Max. I dont know any Max's.

37. My favorite activity when I was younger was to annoy my brothers by turning off the playstation as I walked by or deleting or their saved files when they were at school, because my parents thought that if they punished me I wouldn't understand because I was too young.

38. At the start of the year I buy new everything for school, end of the year all I have is one pen.

39. I cant concentrate on what people are saying when they have a big mole on their face because the Austin Powers scene constantly replays in my head.

40. The majority of my time is spent in my room watching videos of cats on youtube.

41. My favorite Youtubeing channel is cinimasins because I finally met somebody who likes to state out loud all the mistakes within a movie.

42. When  I am bored I will reorganise my jewelry into separate boxes and then complain because I cant find what I am looking for.

43. I cant clean my room because I get distracted with all the cool stuff I find.

44. I have never experienced looking like a panda when I fall asleep wearing mascara. I dont know how you girls do it.

45. When I leave school I am planning to dye my hair rainbow.

46. When my parents come into my room asking what I am doing I instantly say facebook....even though im not and I am studying.

47. I always love the bad guy into movies or tv shows and always hate the good guys for eg Love Draco malfoy, Bellatrix, Lucius and the young tom riddle. Love kluase,  evil Damon from vampire diaries, Its impossible for me not to like bad guys.

48. When I was younger I thought you could only marry someone with the same last name as you.

49. Everyone in my family watches football except me.

50.  AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!!!!! I use to think to be a good swimmer you were part fish and secretly ate fish food and thats why they were able to hold their breathe for so long. I was 7 I dont know how I came up with it.

ANYWAYS THAT IS THE END OF THIS ENTRY EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO NEXT COMMENT OR EMAIL ME AT mariaisthebestpokemontrainer@gmail.com AND SHARE AND PLEASE FOLLOW HWHWHHWHWHWHWH
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OFF TO GO YOUTUBE CATS  

Situations Where I have no self control

HHHEEEELLLLLOOOOO INTERNET how ive missed you. I should be studying for my bio and modern exams but OH WELL im going to blod instead hehe :)  so welcome to SITUATIONS WERE I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL and I know I might appear to be adult type.....(cricket...Cricket).... Ok im less of an adult than Lady GaGa is normal, I would of used Justin Beiber simile but im scared his fans will try to kill me in my sleep :) ....and Lady Gaga is the only person I know of who has worn a bathing suit out of meat......Who made that outfit designer or butcher OK getting of track back to the countdown.

1. The pavement button press thing to go across the street (I dont know what its called)

yeah you know how you press that button to go across street and it makes a beep. When ever I come across it I will be like *poke* being all adult-like.........in my own special way........then after five seconds I develop rabies and go insane and try to perform acupuncture on it with my fingers. Imagine raving rabbits had children with the Karate Kid and that Child is on Ecstasy.......that would be me when ever I come across those buttons. Not only this but sometimes I press the button then no longer want to walk across the road and just turn away and walk somewhere else, Yes I know how mant people who are reading this who drive just want to castrate me.

2. Pokemon
Now I already know everyone knows I am a fan of Pokemon but I dont think everyone understands how much this effects my daily life.....im worse than than Ash Ketchem winning the finals in championships...... Its a problem. Just this week I have spent $100 on just Pokemon plushies and trading cards...and I dont have a job....poor mum, has to pay for my addiction.

3. Piercings
Now I just cant stand.....for all the wrong reasons. I already have zero focus. Do you remember when you were a kid and you used to play super mario brothers and you would get to the level with the mindless kooper trooper just going back and forth, YEAH DAT ME.  When you get a girl or guy with a piercing on their face  and the suns shinning all bright in the classroom, im not going to be looking at the white board, imma be looking at your diamond piercing making patterns on the ceiling. Goodbye education.

4.Exam Drawings
Do you know when your doing your exam and then the teacher is just like PENS DOWN FINISH YOUR SENTENCE!!! Theres a sentence that needs finishing alright .......but I aint finishing my sentence. I can promise you that on every exam I have ever done there is one thing similar and that is a stickman with a giant lollypop head and banana smile......on every Exam.....Even if I was one word from finishing my essay.....and I dont know why I do this.

5. Studying
I might as well not bother because I do the exact same thing every time. Please tell me im not the only one who does this. I Prepare more time PREPARING TO STUDY than actually studying. So I'll be like 'ok Maria got to study exam tomorrow' so I find a notebook, cant find a notebook now I have to go to office works and buy a new notebook, I found the notebooks and now I dont know which one to get. 30 minutes later go back home ok need a pen, cant find a pen, ok find a pencil, cant find my pencil, look at the clock office works is closed, try using eyeliner. Now I have I have to clean my hand, cant find the make up remover, spend next hour washing my hands. Now im hungry, gotta eat. Eat, see my using a big knife cooking dinner. now I have to watch scream, oh look its 10 at night, time for sleep cant be tired for my exam. *Slap* WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY

6. Cinnamon twists
I have no self control whenever I smell cinnamon twists.......... I will be like ' no maria not today' than I come home eat and realize im eating a 12 pack od cinnamon twists. Forget about a guy who smells like rain and musky cologne give me a guy who smells like cinnamon twists, Cinderella story, right there.

7. Green
If you give me food, it dosnt matter it could be my favorite food in the world but if you put something green in it like peas or broccoli I will spend the next hour individually picking out every pea from the dish. For example my nonna would make lasagna  and put peas in it I spend 30 minutes cutting one bite away then observe it to see if there are any hiding before picking in out then finally putting in my mouth.

8. Juggling
Give me any round circular object and I am instantly compelled to start juggling ........and I cant juggle.......... without someone getting a black eye so I dont know why I do this when I know I will injure people.......

HHHHHHMMMMMM and thats all I could think of at the moment hehehehehe hope you enjoyed it share, follow google plus whatever it is you do best bye bye
p.s by the way if you want to email me heres my email adress mariaisthebestpokemontrainer@gmail.com so send me some emails hehe

bye bye
off to eat YYUUUMMMMM

WEIRD, FUNNY AND SOMETIMES DISTURBING POKEDEX ENTRIES

HHHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY INTERNET PEOPLE if you read my last blog you would of known that I was going to do a entry completely dedicated to the pokedex of all generations since it came out, all the way till the 15th of August, 9:17 Australian time so here you go. Now going through these entries I have realized that the creators of Pokemon put some strange yet extremely funny entries for there Pokemon that I have never noticed before and oh by the way this is defiantly not a blog that doesn't like Pokemon because I am the biggest Pokemon fan there is and I am even wearing my Pikachu onsie as I am writing this...... that and the bunch of Pokemon figurines I have on my desk and bed........ and posters and trading cards everywhere.........yeah im pretty hardocre when it comes to Pokemon........and Naruto........and Dragon Ball Z.......and Harry Potter...........and One Piece........and Fairy Tale ok getting of track *Slap* ok back on track HERE WE GO OH AND THIS IS IN NO WAY IN ORDER, ITS RANDOM.

THE FIST CONTENTENT IS, DRUM ROLL PLEASE

MAGIKARP
the Entry for Magikarp in Pokemon Black and White 2 was that a "Magikarp living for many years can leap over a mountain using splash. The move still remain useless though"

...........Lets pause for a sec, you can go leap over an entire mountain, though can do nothing in combat. What happened to the force of gravity????

SECOND CONTESTANT

PIDGEOT
 IN Pokemon Leafgreen "when hunting , it skims the surface of water at a high speed to pick off unwary prey such as Magikarp"

Magikarp you can jump over mountains, how cant you not avoid Pidgeot

THIRD CONTESTANT

HYPNO
Firered- " It carries a pendulum like device. there once was an incident in which took a child it hypnotized"

...........Pokemon suddenly just got really creepy with pedo-hypno

FORTH CONTESTANT

DUSKULL
 Heat gold and Soul silver- " If it finds bad children who dont listen to there parents, it will spirit them away"

..........Whats with all the Pokemon abducting children for??????? .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................PLEASE DONT ABDUCT ME DUSKULL I WILL LISTEN PRRROOOOMMMIIIISSSSSEEEEEEEE WWWAAAAHHHHHH.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................

FIFTH CONTESTANT

DARUMAKA

White- " Darumaka droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their cloths to keep themselves warm"

.........................The next time someone tells me they are cold I am going to offer them Darumaka dropping and just watch there reaction......... :)

SIXTH CONTESTANT

CHEREBI

Diamond- "the small ball hold nutrients needed for evolution. it apparently its very sweet and tasty."

OK WHOS BEEN EATING ALL THE POKEMON AGAIN

SEVENTH CONTESTANT

DRIFLOOM

Heart gold and Soul Silver-  "It is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloom for a balloon and holds onto it could wind up missing"

OH GREAT ANOTHER POKEMON WHO ABDUCTS KIDS, NOW WHENEVER I SEE A BALLOON IM GOING TO BE SCARED TO TOUCH IT BECAUSE IT WILL TAKE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND LETS BE HONEST HERE, MY DIRECTION IS WORSE THAN ZORO'S FROM ONE PEICE .

SEVENTH CONTESTANT

KOFFING

Red and Blue- Because it stores several kinds of toxic gases in its body, it is prone to exploding without warning.

............ok so now my one of my fav Pokemon just became a serial bomber..........

EIGTH CONTESTANT

TORCHIC

Soul silver and Heart gold- Inside its body is a place where it keeps a small flame. Hug it! It will be as warm as a hot-water bottle.

Next Time us girls have are period, dont grab the hot water bottle just grab the cute little Torchic.

OKIE DOKIE AND THERE ARE ALL THE CONTESTANTS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH I HOPE YOU LIKED IF AND COMMENT BELOW WHO YOU THINK SHOULD BE THE ULTIMATE WINNER AND IF YOU WANT ME TO DEDICATE ANOTHER BLOG TO POKEMON OR ANYTHING ELSE
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IM OFF TO SLEEP

SOMEONE HAS A VOODOO DOLL OF ME!!!!!!!!

Heeeeelllllllooooooo internet it has been a reallllllllllyyyyyyyy long time I know its been what, two months, hehehehehe sorry about that promise I will update more. hopefully if I dont die within the next week. Anyways whoever is stabbing me once again with a voodoo doll, please stop, Because it hurts and I have prelims in a couple of weeks and want to be there to become a year 12 graduate and not spend my life in a hospital. Thank you it will be much appreciated. So I am guessing that you all out there in the internet world who have been secretly keeping tabs on me coughstalkingcough probably are wondering "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!" and I will answer that question hopefully in the next couple of paragraph or pages, depending on much I could write today, heheeheheheh do you guys want me to write pages for you guys because that might make up for not writing in so long hehehehehehehehhe DAMN lost track again. ok that it, whoever wants a job, just come to me, im offering a job for someone to just slap me whenever I lost track and start rambling and rambling and rambling and rambling DAMN IT DID IT AGAIN *SLAP* oooowwwwwww so much pain in cheek. So yeah though is your interested in that job comment below because I already know that most of you probably want to punch me heheheheheheheh. Do you know I knew this was occurring ? never mind I will tell you whether you like it or not so just keep on scrollin buddy if you dont wont to read a story.

STORY TIME.
OKIE DOKIE so I volunteered to go to home work club which was pretty cool because I wanted to seem more MATURE. well as mature as you can be as a 17 year old girl who loves Pokemon and I dont think I told you I TURNED 17 IN JULY IM NOT 16 ANYMORE. but yeah I wanted to seem more mature so I entered and than got really shocked because I didn't know when I had to go when I signed up like a week ago and I was like I DONT KNOW WHEN IM ON *wallow in self pity* and I had know idea what to do.......well until now....now I know what to do ok why did my writing just go weird I dont know im strand, let me wallow in my awkwardness.  ANYWAYS I helped these girls in year 10 because I go to an all girls school and fraternizing with boys is apparently forbidden and I think I just used a quote from wild child but what can I do .....its true..... my school is medieval. So I was helping these year 10 with there Geography assessment which I completely suck at and felt to awkward to say "me no smart at geography" insert baby voice. Though I stuck through it and probably wasted those poor kids time as I had no idea what I was talking about  and just free styled and  found some books with the word geography on them for an hour and a half hoping that would help them. probably didn't. I think I just made myself traumatized   from the situation and now it will haunt my dreams for ever and ever until I probably die a slow and agonizing death.
END OF STORY TIME

Anyways back to the part where someone has once again obtained a voodoo doll of me and is continually trying to delay my death and make it as painful as possible. The fist event that happened which made me think this, is when I decided to go to a primary school fate with some friends and my friends boyfriend, all was going fine until we reached the ride of doom. I dont know why I wanted to go on this ride considering there were so many people screaming bloody murder but I still did. I now know why they were screaming bloody murder and it wasn't because the ride was scary. The reason why people were screaming was because it was a death trap in disguise. Let me explain you go in this ride with in pairs so I was paired with one of my friends while we left are other friend and her boyfriend in the other cart to give them some privacy. Though once this ride goes into action you move from the spot you were sitting and instantly slide to the person next you. There was a matel bar between my legs and I was cling to the ride trying to slide back up to not crush my friend into a million of pieces on to crush her again. Now im not a big kid im pretty skinny but when you crush into your friend all of a sudden and you are trying to find the strength to move, it ain't going to work. SO both me and my friend were stuck in this torture chamber together for about 5 minutes each of us fighting about whose fault it was mine or the torture trap........... I still blame the torture trap...... It gave me bruises.

The second thing that harmed me was on the same day and do you no that ride that goes in an awkward  circle and when you get to the top its like "oooooo what a nice- AAAAAHHHHHHH" comes down and your just screaming at the guy "GO FASTER WWWWWHHHHHOOOOOOHHHHOOOOO" yeah that is what caused my injury along with me giving injuries to the people around me. Everything was fine for the first few cycles until I managed to hit my friends boyfriend in the head while we were going down, hit my head on the bar that was meant to keep me safe and finally hit my friend in the arm........sorry guys...,.. didnt mean to...... promise..... but there was one thing I really liked about the ride wanna know? yeah you wanna know? looks like she wants know. FINE I WILL LET YOU KNOW  drum roll please dun dun dudn dudnd udn dudn dudnd udn I MADE UP A SONG WANT TO HEAR IT AYAYAYYAYAYAY DONT???? TOO BAD scroll down if you dont

SONG TIME
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY,
BUT I GOT SHOT BY THE FBI,
ALL I WANTED WASA CHICKEN WING,
BUT THEY DONT SELL THEM AT BURGER KING,
SO I WENT TO KFC,
TO GET SOME FRIED WINGS,
BUT THEN I GOT STUNG BY SOME BEES,
I WAS JUST HUNGARY,
CANT A GIRL JUST SIT AND EAT.
END OF SONG TIME

 ANYWAYS the third time I hurt myself was also on THE SAME DAY I think God had something against me that day and I had no idea what I did but I did something and decided to punish me. ANYways we were walking to the park because the fate finished and we wanted to be little kid and play on the swingset and the monkey bars and all that fun stuff that we are APPARENTLY too old for.......liars........ WHEN I GOT AN IDEA. on the way to the park my two friends walked ahead of us while me and my friends boyfriend stayed behind them and just talked about random stuff until I got the idea that it would be fun to race to them.......this was not a good idea..... start wagging your finger and slap me over the head. Yeah I ended up falling scratching my leg and ripping my favorite pair of jeans........ I was more sad about ripping my jeans more than anything else.... they were a nice pair of jeans. anyways after that me and my friends had to awkwardly aska stranger of Band-Aids because I busted my leg..... why is it only me that these terrible things happen to me. I should wear a sign from now saying "WARNING: EXTREMELY DANGEROUS WILL HURT YOU THOUGH IS IS VERY SORRY"

Anyways the forth time I hurt myself was when I was running late to school and I was in a rush and I decided to run down the stairs effectively getting my foot caught in one of the railing thingy magids and fell down the stairs, killing my foot. Do you want to know the funny thing about this story?? I HAD ALL MY INJURIES ON THE SAME LEG. It was like god wanted to amputate my leg but didn't know how so he put me through torture. I had to stay home that day and my foot also got frostbite now from being forced to sit in the same position for 6 hours with a frozen packet of peas on my foot.

AND THATS THE END OF MY TALE I ILL MAKE SURE TO WRITE SOME MORE JUST NOT WRITE KNOE BECAUSE I JUST WROTE THIS MONSTER AND I DONT THINK YOU WANT TO READ EVEN MORE OF THIS BUT EXCITING NEWS THE NEW POKEMON GAME IS COMING OUT SOON SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT I WILL MAKE A NEW BLOG ENTRY CELEBRATING THIS MAYBE WERID POKEDEX ENTRIES FOR ALL THE POKEMON FANS LIKE ME OUT THERE ALL MAYBE ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO JUST LIKE TO READ ME BLABBING ABOUT MY LIFE HHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEH ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU GUYS AND COMMENT SHARE THIS ON GOOGLE, FACEBOOK, TWITTER AND EVERY OTHER SOCIAL NETWORK YOU CAN THINK OFF
ANYWAYS BYE BYE
DATABOYO
OFF TO WATCH SOME NARUTO

Nonsense and Fantasy

" I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient for living" quoted from my favorite childhood author Dr Suess. Why do so many teenagers limit their naivety when they can enable it to make their life so much better? What is the point of us being here If we are all acting the same, day in and day out? Whats the point in living up to the social standards and regulations when you can't even enjoy yourself? There is a reason why we are here, and I believe it is to live out our lives here and play it out like a really long game of Monopoly, that goes by are own terms instead of the rules of someone of a higher position in out society. Nonsense is the key which everyone holds to unlock the door of our lives. Imagine If the was no key nonsense. We wouldn't be where we are today. We would never had any Ideas and we would probably still be living in caves and eating raw meat. Imagine what it would be like if that cave man millions of years ago didn't figure out a way to create fire and eat cooked meat. We would all be sick and unintelligent... I think....(not to sure about the unintelligent part) and Imagine if their was no every created a pen, and we are all forced to write with quills and bottles of ink and dont get me started about those people who are left handed. Poor guys would  write and no body would be able to understand the writing unless they wrote backwards and to top it off they will have to go to the bathroom every two minutes to wash the ink of their hands. Not a very pleasant life.

What would occur in our lives if we did not have the element of Fantasy? Nothing. Nothing would happen. Our lives as people would be extremely boring because we can't believe the things that make us want to turn back the sands of time back to when we were five when we hoped to one day meet the Eater bunny, The tooth fairy and Santa. Imagine reading ' A midsummers Night Dream' and Puck the Mischievous Fairy was never included in the text. Dont you just want to go into a time machine and go back to the Shakespearian times and experience seeing one of the plays? Or staying and listening to the numerous stories told about Angels, Demons and Fairies, which they all believed were real at the time? Imagine if their were no rumors of Vampires and Werewolves back then? Many young teenagers favorite movies and t.v shows would of never existed, if it was for this element of Fantasy?

I Sometimes wish that people put more nonsense in their lives instead of being boring and trying to fit in to the crowd, when we never will. Who want to be part of the crowd anyway? Why would you want to be a sheep, when you can be a leader? Sometimes it's good to put some nonsense and Fantasy into our lives  because thats what completes are lives and makes up who we are. I wonder how we would all be like if we all took away everything  that makes us special, unique and quirky? We would all be the exactly the same.  So I guess what im saying is to do something special or do something that others may thing is just a bunch of nonsense, but isn't nonsense to you, because you may just be the next  Einstein or Salvatore Dali or maybe you may just be the next Dr Suess

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im off to play Pokemon

School life:Teachers

Hello internet. As you know I have recently gotten back to school and have been their for maybe, 3 weeks, unfortunately. Why cant we just be on holidays all the time and just be home schooled? I mean it would be so much easier, wouldn't it, You could mark your own assignments and just be like "hhmm I think I deserve an A, full marks for me, PARTY TIME". Though unfortunately that option does not exist for me...ULTIMATE SORROW.... Anyways since Iv'e gotten back to school not that long ago I have decided I would make an entry based on(drum roll please) Teachers!!! Now i would like to take up a few sentences on how grateful I am to all the teachers who have helped me through my life. The teachers that stood by me, to make sure I went that extra mile.The teachers who taught me everything I know today, and finally the teachers who ANNOYED THE HELL OUT OF ME. Thus this is my completion of the teachers that can be found in every school.

1. The Wiki-ped
Now Wiki-ped is probably the most educated person you have ever meet in your entire life and by that I basically mean that he or she is literally the livingWikipedia. You could ask any kind of question to this teacher and they would know the answer to it. There like a superman who has a computer muscles. Any question is answerable. They know about History, Biology, English, Art. If you can name it they know it. This teacher would be life boat you cling on to if high school became a remake of the Titanic.

2. The Cool-Cat
The Cool- Cat is usually a young tacher who is male or female and makes learning FUN. If this teacher   was a principle, everyday will be Party time and and you wont want it to end. This teacher makes being in this class is so fun, when the bell rings you dont want to go home and try to avoid yourself from going to home by asking her useless questions you know the answer to. These teachers are usually those who teach english, art or Geography though may range into other subjects.

3. Lazy-Cat
This teacher just no longer wants to be a teacher and just sets you textbook work and never helps you understand it. It's like if this teacher was Prime minister, every day would be a public holiday. You can also identify this teacher as they use methods such as peer marking. Now if you are a teacher and reading this please understand that peer marking is the worst thing you do to me. If im in class and five girls in the behind me dont like me, The kid in front of me wants to be the harshest marker in the entire world and I stepped on the the other students foot outside, I will never pass that test. I might as well write fail in massive bubble writing in red pen and save them the trouble.

4. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
This is the teacher who explains your entire subject in just 1 lesson and is speaking a mile per minute, and you feel the need to get a brown paper bag and breath in and out as quickly as you can. This teacher saying so much informative knowledge, that when you are trying to take notes on everything they are saying you feel like your hand is leveling up so much your wearing an experience share, and then suddenly evolves into a Pikachu ....either that or your hang gets so tired it evolves into a snorlax and is a writing induced coma for the next ten years.

5. The Autobiographer
Now this teacher spends the first 10 minutes of class time teaching us, though somewhere along the line gets of track and recounts the entire storyline of their life, destroying all knowledge you have on that subject. Then when KABAM the exams come you dont know anything that is on that paper, Though you could probably write a short story about their life.

6. The Meanie
Story time: Ok someone was walking along the pavement playing with a basket ball when someone walks along the same pavement as them. They accidentally dropped the  ball and the other person tripped over it and got a concussion and ever since, she has been meanie. This teachers goal in life is to Humiliate their students for no reason.

So yeah that what I got on teachers and once again this time not joking thank you for helping me!! I really appreciate it. If you have any other teachers that I havn't mentioned comment below and follow and google share and also I have a twitter account follow me on mariawatson150 see you so with a another entry
bye
off to Sleep
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