Insomnia

"insomnia is my greatest inspiration." quoted from Jon Stewart. I think you are correct there Stewy, because its because of my insomnia, which I believe was caused from me being on holidays, has made me create this submission. Though I do have one tiny winey little bitty question, isn't insomnia great!?!. I mean just subtract the tiredness, the bags under eyes and the feeling like your going to faint at any minute and its amazing. Now if you haven't realized this at the moment im from Australia so its pretty early in the morning here, and for some odd reason I cant sleep. Though I think there is a possibility that I cant sleep because iv'e been waking up at 4 o clock in the afternoon for the past 3 weeks, so that might be the reason for me not going to sleep ( Im so screwed when I have to go back to school).

But besides all the points mentioned above isn't insomnia great. For example if I wasn't so tired being awake by myself, I would of never thought that it would be a good idea to see how cookies taste like if you put baking soda in them. Let me repeat this, baking soda not powder, I believe now that as I am typing this down I am witnessing my own downfall into stupidity. For all those people who want to try cookies with baking soda, dont it tastes disgusting, I tried putting Nutella on top of them and it still tasted gross(and I believed Nutella made everything taste better until today.). Therefore I believe I have made yet another point on why insomnia is also amazing, It has the most magical way of lowering your IQ by making you do extremely stupid things. Now im not the biggest fan of K-pop but iv'e listened to Gangnam Style about 50 times tonight because I felt like learning the dance( And I dont mean the cowboy part where your jumping and spinning an imaginary lasso, I mean the entire dance). I also now believe insomnia also causes people, or maybe just me to go just a tiny bit loco, because I even re-enacted the scene where the girl in the train gets her hair blown backwoods. Lets just say me and the hairdryer are not best of friends anymore as she made my hair look like a birds nest.

I think this is only me, but does anyone else get the strange sudden desire to dress up as something in the middle of the night and pretend to be a lunatic?( even though we are all lunatics just in secret. kind of like ninjas without there black suits.) For some odd reason I felt like dressing up as Pikachu with a hot pink toto on for no sane reason. Therefore I can guarantee ladies and gentlemen reading this from all over the world that if school does not come soon, I will slowly make my decent to insanity, all thanks to insomnia. If any of you reading this who do see a girl who looks about 16 in a Pikachu costume and a pink toto say hello because thats most likely going to be me if I continue my extremely odd sleeping patterns.