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1. I am obsessed with Typo, Like legit every piece of stationary and decoration in my room is from typo.
2. I dont like swearing, but I love buying cloths with swear words on them. I think this is just me having another bipolar moment
3. I have my own personal library in my room with books I have never read, in order for people to think im smart and distract people from all the plush toys and pokemon cards littering my desk.
4. When I was five I fell off a computer chair and broke my nose while trying to get scissors. Lets just give a slow clap for stupidity.
5. I used to stare at my parents while they were sleeping and scare the hell out of them when they woke up. Im pretty sure they thought I was some kind of devil child.
6. I use to want to play soccer really badly when I was little and always complained about not being put on a soccer team, but when given the opportunity a week later I didn't want to do it because I dont like running. I dont know why I thought soccer involved not running.
7. The only reason I want to go to University of Sydney is because they apparently have a quiddich team and Pokemon club.
8. I hate science. I dont know what went through my head when I picked Biology and ignored Italian. I speak italian.
9. My closet is full of cloths I never wear.
10. When an old lady used to call me cute i would reply "Shut up Piggy-Bum". I dont know where I got this from.
11. When I was younger I thought kissing is what made you pregnant.
12. I get annoyed when people say sidewalk. Its pavement.
13. I once drank detol because I thought it was milk. I was 5 and my nonna put it in a little coffee cup.
14. I watch my nonna while she is in the kitchen to ensure that I get the first cannoli.
15. I use to be obsessed with Furbies. I had at least 20.
16. I didn't know what PMS was until I was about 15 and told my brother he had PMS and should get checked out by a doctor when I was 12.
17. I am the queen of comebacks.
18. I am meant to wear glasses, but I dont like wearing them because they make me look TOO smart.
19. I say really dirty things without realising their dirty when I say them, yet instantly realize 2 seconds after I said it. Like today my friend wasn't bothered to get out her blazer because she wanted pockets......I said for her to put her hands in her skirt......It wasnt meant to be dirty I was meaning the pockets we have in are school skirts.........Some random guy just turned around after I said "wait that was dirty" and replied "That was so dirty".
20. When I get a packet of chips I only eat the curly folded over chips, because I remember that when I was in year 4 a girl told me they were wishing chips and would make all my wishes come true.
21. I own a enormous amounts of hats that I have never worn and probably never will, yet continue to buy them.
22. I dont have a boyfriend because every guy I meet face to face, I friend-zone. You could be the hottest and nicest guy ever, but teen wolfs Dylan O'Brien and Vampire Diaries Ian Somerholder changed my perspective and now I think they are the perfect man.
23. I still havent watched the last Twilight movie, even though I read all the books in a week and was obsessed with the movies.
24. I hate yellow snake lollies, yet they are the first ones I choose when you give me a packet of snakes.
25. I like my boy little cousins more than the girls because they keep me company when I watch Ben Ten.
26. I feel awkward knowing my teacher has teenage kids or relatives, because I am scared They will ask " Do you know so-in-so?" And I be like " Yeah, they suck". This has happened before, I accidentally told my teachers nephew I didn't like them....... Awkward silence after that.
27. I use to want to work in the circus, until I saw a clown get pooped on by an elephant.
28. I also wanted to be a vet until my mother said I would have to stick my arm inside the but of a cow.
29. I use to hate rolar costars but now I am the kid who breaks all the rules on them.
30. When I am bored I draw anime eyes
31. I use to think that Pokemon were real, so I use to collect caterpillars because I thought they were baby Caterpeas.
32. I have never lost a Pokemon battle, and I am extremely proud of that fact.
33. If I see a door closing I will bolt to the door and try to get though.
34. I spend more time on my face and hair then it actually takes to get to school.
35. If I am dared to do something, I feel the need that I have to do it otherwise it will haunt me for the rest of my life.
36. I still have nightmares. Yet I have no idea what they are about. Its always someone trying to wake me up and me replying "I know Max" and then I would wake up realising in the dream their was no one their and when I actually wake up the only thing im thinking is, Who the hell is Max. I dont know any Max's.
37. My favorite activity when I was younger was to annoy my brothers by turning off the playstation as I walked by or deleting or their saved files when they were at school, because my parents thought that if they punished me I wouldn't understand because I was too young.
38. At the start of the year I buy new everything for school, end of the year all I have is one pen.
39. I cant concentrate on what people are saying when they have a big mole on their face because the Austin Powers scene constantly replays in my head.
40. The majority of my time is spent in my room watching videos of cats on youtube.
41. My favorite Youtubeing channel is cinimasins because I finally met somebody who likes to state out loud all the mistakes within a movie.
42. When I am bored I will reorganise my jewelry into separate boxes and then complain because I cant find what I am looking for.
43. I cant clean my room because I get distracted with all the cool stuff I find.
44. I have never experienced looking like a panda when I fall asleep wearing mascara. I dont know how you girls do it.
45. When I leave school I am planning to dye my hair rainbow.
46. When my parents come into my room asking what I am doing I instantly say facebook....even though im not and I am studying.
47. I always love the bad guy into movies or tv shows and always hate the good guys for eg Love Draco malfoy, Bellatrix, Lucius and the young tom riddle. Love kluase, evil Damon from vampire diaries, Its impossible for me not to like bad guys.
48. When I was younger I thought you could only marry someone with the same last name as you.
49. Everyone in my family watches football except me.
50. AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!!!!! I use to think to be a good swimmer you were part fish and secretly ate fish food and thats why they were able to hold their breathe for so long. I was 7 I dont know how I came up with it.
ANYWAYS THAT IS THE END OF THIS ENTRY EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO NEXT COMMENT OR EMAIL ME AT mariaisthebestpokemontrainer@gmail.com AND SHARE AND PLEASE FOLLOW HWHWHHWHWHWHWH
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OFF TO GO YOUTUBE CATS
1. I am obsessed with Typo, Like legit every piece of stationary and decoration in my room is from typo.
2. I dont like swearing, but I love buying cloths with swear words on them. I think this is just me having another bipolar moment
3. I have my own personal library in my room with books I have never read, in order for people to think im smart and distract people from all the plush toys and pokemon cards littering my desk.
4. When I was five I fell off a computer chair and broke my nose while trying to get scissors. Lets just give a slow clap for stupidity.
5. I used to stare at my parents while they were sleeping and scare the hell out of them when they woke up. Im pretty sure they thought I was some kind of devil child.
6. I use to want to play soccer really badly when I was little and always complained about not being put on a soccer team, but when given the opportunity a week later I didn't want to do it because I dont like running. I dont know why I thought soccer involved not running.
7. The only reason I want to go to University of Sydney is because they apparently have a quiddich team and Pokemon club.
8. I hate science. I dont know what went through my head when I picked Biology and ignored Italian. I speak italian.
9. My closet is full of cloths I never wear.
10. When an old lady used to call me cute i would reply "Shut up Piggy-Bum". I dont know where I got this from.
11. When I was younger I thought kissing is what made you pregnant.
12. I get annoyed when people say sidewalk. Its pavement.
13. I once drank detol because I thought it was milk. I was 5 and my nonna put it in a little coffee cup.
14. I watch my nonna while she is in the kitchen to ensure that I get the first cannoli.
15. I use to be obsessed with Furbies. I had at least 20.
16. I didn't know what PMS was until I was about 15 and told my brother he had PMS and should get checked out by a doctor when I was 12.
17. I am the queen of comebacks.
18. I am meant to wear glasses, but I dont like wearing them because they make me look TOO smart.
19. I say really dirty things without realising their dirty when I say them, yet instantly realize 2 seconds after I said it. Like today my friend wasn't bothered to get out her blazer because she wanted pockets......I said for her to put her hands in her skirt......It wasnt meant to be dirty I was meaning the pockets we have in are school skirts.........Some random guy just turned around after I said "wait that was dirty" and replied "That was so dirty".
20. When I get a packet of chips I only eat the curly folded over chips, because I remember that when I was in year 4 a girl told me they were wishing chips and would make all my wishes come true.
21. I own a enormous amounts of hats that I have never worn and probably never will, yet continue to buy them.
22. I dont have a boyfriend because every guy I meet face to face, I friend-zone. You could be the hottest and nicest guy ever, but teen wolfs Dylan O'Brien and Vampire Diaries Ian Somerholder changed my perspective and now I think they are the perfect man.
23. I still havent watched the last Twilight movie, even though I read all the books in a week and was obsessed with the movies.
24. I hate yellow snake lollies, yet they are the first ones I choose when you give me a packet of snakes.
25. I like my boy little cousins more than the girls because they keep me company when I watch Ben Ten.
26. I feel awkward knowing my teacher has teenage kids or relatives, because I am scared They will ask " Do you know so-in-so?" And I be like " Yeah, they suck". This has happened before, I accidentally told my teachers nephew I didn't like them....... Awkward silence after that.
27. I use to want to work in the circus, until I saw a clown get pooped on by an elephant.
28. I also wanted to be a vet until my mother said I would have to stick my arm inside the but of a cow.
29. I use to hate rolar costars but now I am the kid who breaks all the rules on them.
30. When I am bored I draw anime eyes
31. I use to think that Pokemon were real, so I use to collect caterpillars because I thought they were baby Caterpeas.
32. I have never lost a Pokemon battle, and I am extremely proud of that fact.
33. If I see a door closing I will bolt to the door and try to get though.
34. I spend more time on my face and hair then it actually takes to get to school.
35. If I am dared to do something, I feel the need that I have to do it otherwise it will haunt me for the rest of my life.
36. I still have nightmares. Yet I have no idea what they are about. Its always someone trying to wake me up and me replying "I know Max" and then I would wake up realising in the dream their was no one their and when I actually wake up the only thing im thinking is, Who the hell is Max. I dont know any Max's.
37. My favorite activity when I was younger was to annoy my brothers by turning off the playstation as I walked by or deleting or their saved files when they were at school, because my parents thought that if they punished me I wouldn't understand because I was too young.
38. At the start of the year I buy new everything for school, end of the year all I have is one pen.
39. I cant concentrate on what people are saying when they have a big mole on their face because the Austin Powers scene constantly replays in my head.
40. The majority of my time is spent in my room watching videos of cats on youtube.
41. My favorite Youtubeing channel is cinimasins because I finally met somebody who likes to state out loud all the mistakes within a movie.
42. When I am bored I will reorganise my jewelry into separate boxes and then complain because I cant find what I am looking for.
43. I cant clean my room because I get distracted with all the cool stuff I find.
44. I have never experienced looking like a panda when I fall asleep wearing mascara. I dont know how you girls do it.
45. When I leave school I am planning to dye my hair rainbow.
46. When my parents come into my room asking what I am doing I instantly say facebook....even though im not and I am studying.
47. I always love the bad guy into movies or tv shows and always hate the good guys for eg Love Draco malfoy, Bellatrix, Lucius and the young tom riddle. Love kluase, evil Damon from vampire diaries, Its impossible for me not to like bad guys.
48. When I was younger I thought you could only marry someone with the same last name as you.
49. Everyone in my family watches football except me.
50. AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!!!!! I use to think to be a good swimmer you were part fish and secretly ate fish food and thats why they were able to hold their breathe for so long. I was 7 I dont know how I came up with it.
ANYWAYS THAT IS THE END OF THIS ENTRY EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO NEXT COMMENT OR EMAIL ME AT mariaisthebestpokemontrainer@gmail.com AND SHARE AND PLEASE FOLLOW HWHWHHWHWHWHWH
BYE BYE
OFF TO GO YOUTUBE CATS
