Nonsense and Fantasy

" I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient for living" quoted from my favorite childhood author Dr Suess. Why do so many teenagers limit their naivety when they can enable it to make their life so much better? What is the point of us being here If we are all acting the same, day in and day out? Whats the point in living up to the social standards and regulations when you can't even enjoy yourself? There is a reason why we are here, and I believe it is to live out our lives here and play it out like a really long game of Monopoly, that goes by are own terms instead of the rules of someone of a higher position in out society. Nonsense is the key which everyone holds to unlock the door of our lives. Imagine If the was no key nonsense. We wouldn't be where we are today. We would never had any Ideas and we would probably still be living in caves and eating raw meat. Imagine what it would be like if that cave man millions of years ago didn't figure out a way to create fire and eat cooked meat. We would all be sick and unintelligent... I think....(not to sure about the unintelligent part) and Imagine if their was no every created a pen, and we are all forced to write with quills and bottles of ink and dont get me started about those people who are left handed. Poor guys would  write and no body would be able to understand the writing unless they wrote backwards and to top it off they will have to go to the bathroom every two minutes to wash the ink of their hands. Not a very pleasant life.

What would occur in our lives if we did not have the element of Fantasy? Nothing. Nothing would happen. Our lives as people would be extremely boring because we can't believe the things that make us want to turn back the sands of time back to when we were five when we hoped to one day meet the Eater bunny, The tooth fairy and Santa. Imagine reading ' A midsummers Night Dream' and Puck the Mischievous Fairy was never included in the text. Dont you just want to go into a time machine and go back to the Shakespearian times and experience seeing one of the plays? Or staying and listening to the numerous stories told about Angels, Demons and Fairies, which they all believed were real at the time? Imagine if their were no rumors of Vampires and Werewolves back then? Many young teenagers favorite movies and t.v shows would of never existed, if it was for this element of Fantasy?

I Sometimes wish that people put more nonsense in their lives instead of being boring and trying to fit in to the crowd, when we never will. Who want to be part of the crowd anyway? Why would you want to be a sheep, when you can be a leader? Sometimes it's good to put some nonsense and Fantasy into our lives  because thats what completes are lives and makes up who we are. I wonder how we would all be like if we all took away everything  that makes us special, unique and quirky? We would all be the exactly the same.  So I guess what im saying is to do something special or do something that others may thing is just a bunch of nonsense, but isn't nonsense to you, because you may just be the next  Einstein or Salvatore Dali or maybe you may just be the next Dr Suess

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im off to play Pokemon

School life:Teachers

Hello internet. As you know I have recently gotten back to school and have been their for maybe, 3 weeks, unfortunately. Why cant we just be on holidays all the time and just be home schooled? I mean it would be so much easier, wouldn't it, You could mark your own assignments and just be like "hhmm I think I deserve an A, full marks for me, PARTY TIME". Though unfortunately that option does not exist for me...ULTIMATE SORROW.... Anyways since Iv'e gotten back to school not that long ago I have decided I would make an entry based on(drum roll please) Teachers!!! Now i would like to take up a few sentences on how grateful I am to all the teachers who have helped me through my life. The teachers that stood by me, to make sure I went that extra mile.The teachers who taught me everything I know today, and finally the teachers who ANNOYED THE HELL OUT OF ME. Thus this is my completion of the teachers that can be found in every school.

1. The Wiki-ped
Now Wiki-ped is probably the most educated person you have ever meet in your entire life and by that I basically mean that he or she is literally the livingWikipedia. You could ask any kind of question to this teacher and they would know the answer to it. There like a superman who has a computer muscles. Any question is answerable. They know about History, Biology, English, Art. If you can name it they know it. This teacher would be life boat you cling on to if high school became a remake of the Titanic.

2. The Cool-Cat
The Cool- Cat is usually a young tacher who is male or female and makes learning FUN. If this teacher   was a principle, everyday will be Party time and and you wont want it to end. This teacher makes being in this class is so fun, when the bell rings you dont want to go home and try to avoid yourself from going to home by asking her useless questions you know the answer to. These teachers are usually those who teach english, art or Geography though may range into other subjects.

3. Lazy-Cat
This teacher just no longer wants to be a teacher and just sets you textbook work and never helps you understand it. It's like if this teacher was Prime minister, every day would be a public holiday. You can also identify this teacher as they use methods such as peer marking. Now if you are a teacher and reading this please understand that peer marking is the worst thing you do to me. If im in class and five girls in the behind me dont like me, The kid in front of me wants to be the harshest marker in the entire world and I stepped on the the other students foot outside, I will never pass that test. I might as well write fail in massive bubble writing in red pen and save them the trouble.

4. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
This is the teacher who explains your entire subject in just 1 lesson and is speaking a mile per minute, and you feel the need to get a brown paper bag and breath in and out as quickly as you can. This teacher saying so much informative knowledge, that when you are trying to take notes on everything they are saying you feel like your hand is leveling up so much your wearing an experience share, and then suddenly evolves into a Pikachu ....either that or your hang gets so tired it evolves into a snorlax and is a writing induced coma for the next ten years.

5. The Autobiographer
Now this teacher spends the first 10 minutes of class time teaching us, though somewhere along the line gets of track and recounts the entire storyline of their life, destroying all knowledge you have on that subject. Then when KABAM the exams come you dont know anything that is on that paper, Though you could probably write a short story about their life.

6. The Meanie
Story time: Ok someone was walking along the pavement playing with a basket ball when someone walks along the same pavement as them. They accidentally dropped the  ball and the other person tripped over it and got a concussion and ever since, she has been meanie. This teachers goal in life is to Humiliate their students for no reason.

So yeah that what I got on teachers and once again this time not joking thank you for helping me!! I really appreciate it. If you have any other teachers that I havn't mentioned comment below and follow and google share and also I have a twitter account follow me on mariawatson150 see you so with a another entry
bye
off to Sleep
:)

BACK TO SCHOOL

I just came back to school on Tuesday and I can honestly say the I have performed the destiny was every student known to mankind . On Tuesday I came to school equipped with hidden blazer pens and pencils, every highlighter in every color of the rainbow, a secret hidden sword ruler sheath, also known as my skirt pocket and books which held the secrets to my education. Its now friday and I am only equipped with one hidden blazer pen, which is forced to be used as a sword, kunai and writing utensil. My school life sucks. which brings me to the question. HOW DID I LOSE EVERYTHING IN 3 DAYS?!?!?!?!?. I have no idea, though I think I have an idea. 

Tuesday we didn't do much besides get are marks back from our teachers from last term, which I would like to add ( cough cough) I did quite well in, even though 99% percent of my time I was just preparing to study, which meant me cleaning my desk. Clean  my room because my desk took a rubbish dump. Finding the original gameboy. Have to play Pokemon for an hour on the gameboy. Im hungry now so now I have to make a gourmet meal. Now I have to wash the dishes. Have to feed my dog. Now Im reminded of Marley and Me, have to watch the movie. Now I have to blog about my day. Ok all done lets get to studying..(5 minutes later)... now I have to sleep. As you can see my best talent is not the art of studying and keep....ing......focus.......BUTTERFLY. So im quite proud of my results, well except bio, have I ever said I hate Biology? because I do now. Anyway what was I talking about again... YEAH ME LOSING EVERYTHING. okie dokie so when my class was reviewing our results i got quite bored so I thought for some reason I would play a game that I created called Angry Birdie pens. I know the name is not very creative, though in my defense it was my first day back at term and I wasnt thinking straight. Which is why I probably thought this was a good idea, which it was not. To play Angry Birdie Pens you must have these items. Pens, rubbers, a rubber band or hair tie and highlighters. The objective: hit all rubbers in the pen and highlighter fortress.Im guessing you all can see the result of what happened but i will tell you anyway. The pens went everywhere( lucky the teacher had her back turned), half of my pend were broken and did wee wee on my desk, turning it blue and one of my highlighters end up in another girls pencil case and I was too socially awkward to ask for it back and explain the game of Angry Birdie Pens. My rubber... well I dont know what happened to my rubber because it magically just disappeared.......(look the other way) ...... ok it didn't it landed in the bin and I didn't want to get bin quooties or be known as "THE BIN GIRL". I mean how terrifying does "THE BIN GIRL" sound, it makes me want to crawl under my bed and never come out until the world explodes. Whenever I think about it all I think about is an extremely tall teenage girl covered in rubbish who smells like poo and if you accidentally take a whiff you die....kinda like Gloom from Pokemon....I mean come on look at it pokedex entry  " the horrible- smelling pistil of this flower stinks over a mile away. Unwittingly inhaled , it can cause fainting"..... You cant tell me that this Pokemon just dosn't say " uumm can you please move" its move like MOVE OUT THE WAY BEFORE I KILL YOU WITH MY HORRID STENCH YOUT DITTO.....get what I did there.... Because Ditto can mat with any Pokemon..... hhehee Im so funny , not.

Now on wednesday, wait did the text just change font, I dont know how I did that whoops. Back to story time. I bought all these new nice books because I thought my other ones were getting pretty full so I bought some more . One act of intelligence. You should give me a hug, then slap me because what I did them. I developed another game, because Angry Birdie Pens just wasn't fun enough. Therefore I made another one called Boomerang book. which didn't turn out so well because when I went to get all my books back the where basically destroyed with paper flying out. Lucky I was the only one their at the time so yippee for me, I once again avoid being embarrassed about the stupid things I do, but will forever be humiliated in my mind be that supernatural being that wakes up when your about to fall asleep and reminds you of all the incredibly stupid thing you have done in your life and make you stay up for the entire night. As if this day could not get any worse though, I accidentally left my pencil case in the library.....neve leave your stuff in a library... someone will take it...... I dont know why a thief decided to take my empty 99 cent pencil case? but they did. so there went my still living pens from Angry Birdie Pens

On Thursday I still had some pencils. so I did what I do and decided to draw on everything until my pencils represented pencils that the seven dwarfs would write with in Snow White, not good. My hand is extremely cramped from using two inch pencils. Also my back luck furthers because during some point of the day i put all my pencils in my pocket and my skirt must of shifted because I ended  up breaking all my pencils AND GETTING MILLIONS ON SPLITTERS  IN MY BUTTOCKS, and now it really hurts whenever I sit down. I think it rivals the pain your get when you accidentally walk on lego and feel like you are going to be crippled for the remander of your life.

Finally there comes today, where I realize I only have  one pencil which I now have to protect and make last for the rest of the term because im not bothered to get more, so ill just suffer for the remander of the term and be yelled at by teachers for not bringing my equipment to school, aaahhhh, what a great way to start off term, I can see it now at parent teacher interviews. Every teacher complaining about me never having what I need for class and them me getting home and getting yelled at by my parents for not doing well enough (sigh) life is so sad sometimes, Maybe I should do the whole speech thing where I tell my parents iv'e not been doing so well in my classes though i dedicated to make a change and become a doctor so I wont get yelled at so much.....NNAAHHH parents are to mean they wont buy that, they will just get suspicious.

anyways tell me what I should do to avoid getting yelled at by teachers/ parents by commenting below, also follow share google plus anything like that 

bye bye 

im off to play some pokemon