Hello internet world and thank you in advance for reading this most likely extremely long submission, as if you have read my other submissions there usually intensely long. Though hopefully in the end you will be laughing so much you would be snorting your brains out. Wait scratch that I dont want anyone to get brain damage or possibly die from awkward sense of humor so just wipe the last two sentences of your brain like an alien probing your mind......(cricket...cricket...cricket) ....Alien joke not funny? damn time to do the Dobby. Bad Maria, bad bad bad ( hits herself with laptop). Anyways besides the Harry Potter marathon iv'e been watching, hense the HP reference, I have loads to tell my hopefully still reading this, internatian friends as we unit on the internet. Sorry about sounding weird by the way, the house is getting painted and I think iv'e been getting high of paint fumes for the past week so if I in anyway become a crazy dog lady (I dont have a cat...SADNESS..) thats why, completely not my fault, im pretty sure I wasn't dropped as a baby, maybe. Anyways back to what this post is about, okie dokie here we go, I have recently found my original gameboy, the first one that ever came out that is the size of my head....well not the size of my head... but I will admit I have a pretty big head, so yeah iv'e been plating that like crazy and need more batteries. The boredom of being on holidays has gotten to me, I dont think I have actually ever been so bored. I recently found out there is a ghost haunting my garage and I have an addiction, no not that kind of addiction. naughty, naughty audience. I have a K-pop addiction by a fellow blogger called Whitewingsandblueskys and if you want to check out her blog ill leave a link at the end of the submission, so sit down if your not already doing so and continue reading.
So first up is my original GAMEBOY oh if you were human I would marry gameboy, I LOVE YOUUUU. Ok weirdo moment, ignore that please. There fore by me finding by long lost love I have also found my generation 1 Pokemon games. Yeah I have not moved from my bed since the beginning of holidays. If it weren't for my mother dragging me to eat dinner, I wouldn't be alive and typing right now. SO thank you mother, for separating my from my beloved gameboy and keeping it hidden for the past 12 years. No sarcasm in that statement at all. I cant imagine what would of happened to me if little four year old me who was forced into a bright pink dress would do if that gameboy hadn't mysteriously disappeared and no matter how many letters I sent to Santa, he wouldn't get me a new one. I actually think that Santa hated me, I asked for a soccer ball, a gameboy, a playtstation and all he kept on giving were dolls with rreeeaaallllllllyyyyyy big lips, And yes i know Santa is the equivalent to my parents. Im no dummy....just dont talk to my teachers ok....But now looking back I think my parents wanted me to tattoo my eyebrows and get my lips done, since I never got playstation or anything remotely close, so that sucked. Anyways getting off topic even though I find it completely unfair that my brothers got a playstation while I was stuck with a doll who had her lips stung by bees. Since the finding of this Pokemon has been my life.....more so than before...Iv'e already finished 2 of the games and have caught a whopping 149 Pokemon!!...I know I AM THE POKEMON MASTER.. Though their is one thing I cant stand....I CANT CATCH A FREAKEN TAUROS, ITS IMPOSSIBLE and because I cant do that I cant move the truck in Pallet town to get Mew...Its sssssssssssssoooooooooooo sad.......im running out of money to go into the Safari Zone, I swear the creators did this to me on purpose, to put my mind in complete ruins.
So other then my amazing gameboy experience (mumbles: stupid Tauros) have been extremely bored and for all those people going " well then why dont you go out" my answer is I would if I could, and its not because my parents wont let me. Its because im in Holiday mode and Holiday Mode is very dangerous is you were me and decided to go out. You see holiday mode is when I change my sleeping pattern from normal or semi-normal human being to FREAKEN COUNT DRACUALA IN LIKE A DAY. So im basically saying I have transformed into a vampire minus the blood drinking and merciless killing of random people and for some strange reason people dont bow down to me and do what I say. I mean Damon and Stefan Salvatore just compel people to keep a secret WHY CANT I COMPEL A DUDE TO LIKE POKEMON AND YU GI OH !! I mean whats not to like about pokemon and yu gi oh. Theres no sparkling Vampire ( sorry Twilight fans).....ok thats all I got....I was going to say no unreal story line, but the only thing iv'e seen remotely close to a Pokemon was a green caterpillar who looked like a Caterpie and my yu gi oh cards never became 3D super monsters. Though that does remind me of a dream I had when I was 10 years old, where I was a pokemon trainer and found a Caterpie in my back yard and a Pikachu magically came out of nowhere battled it and then I caught the Caterpie. So yeah when I was younger I actually thought that if I went to Japan I would be able to become a Pokemon trainer and be able to catch real living Pokemon, and hopefully science will one day create my dream and make that possible. Wait this wasn't meant to be about Pokemon.....damn it lost track again.... where was I?... Oh yeah Holiday mode, so instead of waking up at 11 or 12 for the past, I dont know, four, five days iv'e been waking up at 5 or 6 in the afternoon meaning when my mum drags me to dinner, im basically eating my breakfast....yeah not a good thing...SO if I went out that means I would be running on nothing and collapse and probably break my head in on the pavement, yeah dont want to do that.
I have also recently discovered my Indiana Jones talents and found out that there is paranormal activity lurking in my garage, which is honestly scaring the living jibbies out of me. Every time I walk past the door(not the electronic one, the normal wooden one) it opens and closes even though its locked....yes everybody my door is saying hello and goodbye to me as I walk past it.... I now refuse to enter my garage as it reminds me of pedofile saying hello to little kids as they walk past them, because thats not creepy at all. I feel like the kid from home alone and hes scared to enter the basement because of the burning thing. So thank you pedofile ghost who resides in my garage, you scaring the absolute shit out of me is greatly appreciated.
And finally I have a new addiction to K-pop thanks to whitewingsandblueskys thank you so much as I wouldn't have found this amazing addiction without you...even though I have no idea what they are saying....and making me extremely tired because ever since iv'e been listening to it..I cant stop dancing and as you know whitewingsandblueskys Im a terrible, terrible dancer and it should be illegal to allow me to dance both in public and private where I can possibly hurt myself and most likely critically injure those around me with really bad dance moves and possibly make some one go blind one day. So if there is a police officer reading this, through me into jail for terrible dancing.
Thus that concludes adventures from my last submission.
If you want to check out whitewingsandbluesskys blog heres the link http://australian-greek-girl.blogspot.com.au/
Please remember to follow, comment, share, and google plus this.
Also follow me a twitter im mariawatson150
Anyways thank you again for reading this.
bye bye and do what you do best while I keep on attempting to catch Tauros.
So first up is my original GAMEBOY oh if you were human I would marry gameboy, I LOVE YOUUUU. Ok weirdo moment, ignore that please. There fore by me finding by long lost love I have also found my generation 1 Pokemon games. Yeah I have not moved from my bed since the beginning of holidays. If it weren't for my mother dragging me to eat dinner, I wouldn't be alive and typing right now. SO thank you mother, for separating my from my beloved gameboy and keeping it hidden for the past 12 years. No sarcasm in that statement at all. I cant imagine what would of happened to me if little four year old me who was forced into a bright pink dress would do if that gameboy hadn't mysteriously disappeared and no matter how many letters I sent to Santa, he wouldn't get me a new one. I actually think that Santa hated me, I asked for a soccer ball, a gameboy, a playtstation and all he kept on giving were dolls with rreeeaaallllllllyyyyyy big lips, And yes i know Santa is the equivalent to my parents. Im no dummy....just dont talk to my teachers ok....But now looking back I think my parents wanted me to tattoo my eyebrows and get my lips done, since I never got playstation or anything remotely close, so that sucked. Anyways getting off topic even though I find it completely unfair that my brothers got a playstation while I was stuck with a doll who had her lips stung by bees. Since the finding of this Pokemon has been my life.....more so than before...Iv'e already finished 2 of the games and have caught a whopping 149 Pokemon!!...I know I AM THE POKEMON MASTER.. Though their is one thing I cant stand....I CANT CATCH A FREAKEN TAUROS, ITS IMPOSSIBLE and because I cant do that I cant move the truck in Pallet town to get Mew...Its sssssssssssssoooooooooooo sad.......im running out of money to go into the Safari Zone, I swear the creators did this to me on purpose, to put my mind in complete ruins.
So other then my amazing gameboy experience (mumbles: stupid Tauros) have been extremely bored and for all those people going " well then why dont you go out" my answer is I would if I could, and its not because my parents wont let me. Its because im in Holiday mode and Holiday Mode is very dangerous is you were me and decided to go out. You see holiday mode is when I change my sleeping pattern from normal or semi-normal human being to FREAKEN COUNT DRACUALA IN LIKE A DAY. So im basically saying I have transformed into a vampire minus the blood drinking and merciless killing of random people and for some strange reason people dont bow down to me and do what I say. I mean Damon and Stefan Salvatore just compel people to keep a secret WHY CANT I COMPEL A DUDE TO LIKE POKEMON AND YU GI OH !! I mean whats not to like about pokemon and yu gi oh. Theres no sparkling Vampire ( sorry Twilight fans).....ok thats all I got....I was going to say no unreal story line, but the only thing iv'e seen remotely close to a Pokemon was a green caterpillar who looked like a Caterpie and my yu gi oh cards never became 3D super monsters. Though that does remind me of a dream I had when I was 10 years old, where I was a pokemon trainer and found a Caterpie in my back yard and a Pikachu magically came out of nowhere battled it and then I caught the Caterpie. So yeah when I was younger I actually thought that if I went to Japan I would be able to become a Pokemon trainer and be able to catch real living Pokemon, and hopefully science will one day create my dream and make that possible. Wait this wasn't meant to be about Pokemon.....damn it lost track again.... where was I?... Oh yeah Holiday mode, so instead of waking up at 11 or 12 for the past, I dont know, four, five days iv'e been waking up at 5 or 6 in the afternoon meaning when my mum drags me to dinner, im basically eating my breakfast....yeah not a good thing...SO if I went out that means I would be running on nothing and collapse and probably break my head in on the pavement, yeah dont want to do that.
I have also recently discovered my Indiana Jones talents and found out that there is paranormal activity lurking in my garage, which is honestly scaring the living jibbies out of me. Every time I walk past the door(not the electronic one, the normal wooden one) it opens and closes even though its locked....yes everybody my door is saying hello and goodbye to me as I walk past it.... I now refuse to enter my garage as it reminds me of pedofile saying hello to little kids as they walk past them, because thats not creepy at all. I feel like the kid from home alone and hes scared to enter the basement because of the burning thing. So thank you pedofile ghost who resides in my garage, you scaring the absolute shit out of me is greatly appreciated.
And finally I have a new addiction to K-pop thanks to whitewingsandblueskys thank you so much as I wouldn't have found this amazing addiction without you...even though I have no idea what they are saying....and making me extremely tired because ever since iv'e been listening to it..I cant stop dancing and as you know whitewingsandblueskys Im a terrible, terrible dancer and it should be illegal to allow me to dance both in public and private where I can possibly hurt myself and most likely critically injure those around me with really bad dance moves and possibly make some one go blind one day. So if there is a police officer reading this, through me into jail for terrible dancing.
Thus that concludes adventures from my last submission.
If you want to check out whitewingsandbluesskys blog heres the link http://australian-greek-girl.blogspot.com.au/
Please remember to follow, comment, share, and google plus this.
Also follow me a twitter im mariawatson150
Anyways thank you again for reading this.
bye bye and do what you do best while I keep on attempting to catch Tauros.
