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Friday, 15 March 2013

Einstein, Susie Salmon and school life :P

Hello internet blogging world how are you today? Have a good week? maybe? c'mon give a girl some feedback!!!.....in the comments.....dont want anyone hacking into my account and writing weird stuff.....though I think its impossible to write something weird about me since im the Pokemon loving, anime, k-pop weirdo kid who sits at the back of the class, wishing that their mother never told than that theres no such thing as the Kanto region in Japan where I could become the next great Pokemon Master  but like Einstein once said "imagination is more important than knowledge". I know its been a while since iv'e used a quote, tell me about it !! So anyway lets skip into what my week has been so far this week in my amazing, extremely bad and melodramatic blockbuster life......So im going to talk about my new bottle named Susie Salmon, ex- best friend trying to be friends with me, meet up with friends and then being sick for two entire days, which btw completely sucks, ok I think thats it so lets get this party started in hhhheeeeerrrreeeeee and the base keep runnin runnin, and runnin and runnin, ok no more black eyed peas music, ok continuing with the week haha.

Ok so lets start with my bottle and please dont be mean when you read this and go " I love that movie *hair flip* dont you dare comment on such a great movie slash book you @&%@&^%&^@%&@&%&!" yeah so please dont do anything like that in the comments.... much appreciated. So anyway me and a few of my friends were in English and at the moment were reading "The Lovely Bones" by Alice Sebold, really great book btw, though lets continue with the story. My class had already read several of the chapters of the book though my teacher was giving us a lecture on not 'flagging and tagging'..... which I had did and thus embarrassing me in front of the class and making hold up my book. Now that wouldn't of been so bad if I didn't mark it as much as I did, so I avoided the problem by covering half the notes in my hand while holding.... until he said to move hand...My "The Lovely Bones" book is now known as "The Lovely Mane" because it now obviously resembles a lions mane. Ok now the bottle gets put into it. So once I got over my embarrassment I grabbed my water bottle and when it was empty left it on my desk as I sat there listening to something I didn't want to listen to because I did the work. Wait just here im going to take a little break to say to those people who dont do there work, WHY? you seriously annoy me and make me feel bad when you ask to copy and I say no. ok back to the bottle. Since my empty plastic bottle was now empty and just standing on my desk with the fan above me on full blast, my bottle began to walk in circles, and me being me sat there staring at it, until I realised that my English teacher stopped his lecture for about 30 seconds looked at my walking water bottle, then continued on with his lecture while keeping track of the water bottle doing laps around my desk. Again wasn't  that awkward until my friend grabbed my bottle and wrote Susie Salmon on a name tag and stuck it to my bottle, put in back down on the desk and said a little bit to loudly "It's Susie Salmon".....Im known known as the author of "The Lovely Mane" who has dead spirt  attached to there plastic water bottle......I really hate school sometimes.

Now as you know if you have read my previous entires that my ex- best friend is trying to become friends with me again after she spread some pretty nasty rumors about me, took my painting, death stared me so much I just had to smile at her and wave to tell her I could see her...which resulted in more death staring oddly enough, I have no idea why....and just being mean I guess....I feel like im incredibly missed....Anyways this happened on a Tuesday and it was almost 2 o clock in the after noon in australian time and we were finishing school early,  WHICH I WAS VERY HAPPY ABOUT, and I found out that are whole home room had to do a clean up before we left and make the room.....pretty....I don't know about most people, but I dont like pretty things, I mean think about it what ever came out from pretty. The strongest Pokemon was always the ugly one, and If it was pretty the evolution became ugly.( no offense against pretty people). I liked my home room the way it was, I spent 10 minutes a day there, I didn't want to clean up 6 hours worth of rubbish and table graffiti. But we were forced and I had to.... unfortunately....So while I was busy cleaning table my friend was helping my ex best friend were to out posters because the teacher told her too. So when I come down to the last of the tables my ex-best friend makes a joke about my friend who was standing right there and just like "I may be fake smiling and pulling my friend away from you, BUT FEEL THE WRATH OF MY COLD GLARE FACE" and she eventually just went silent and turned away putting more posters on the wall. So that ended that.

So after this whole clean up thing we still got out of school around 2 10 and me and some friends were going to meet our friend who moved schools to go eat at a restaurant, get some frozen yogurt and get some pictures. The day was amazing, so much fun!! Ok but from the beginning. Once we got off the train one of my friends who were with me at the time mentioned that my ex- best friend was walking right in front of us and I was just like "Ok, going into complete Ninja mode.................HIDE ME , SHE SAW ME SHE SAW ME"..... so after that awkward moment of hiding behind a mettle pole for two minuets I think I got away with it......yeah not really..... Anyways are group decided to come up with a little plan to freak our other friend out heheh Yay for sneakiness !! We basically devised a plan were we were PRETENDING we weren't friends anymore over a disagreement which basically ended up as my friend who didn't know the plan taking my phone and reading my text messages to see if it was true while I struggled to get my phone back......yeah .......or prank was an epic fail.....So after the restourant we went to a frozen yogurt place called Yogoberry, which is amazing. we sat on these swing like chair things and ate it on there , SO MUCH FUN anyways after this we went to a place called morning Glory to get some pictures taken and I think im getting better in those small booths because its the first time I didn't accidentally punch one of my friends in the face...... I accidentally hit them in the stomach...ok so maybe im not that good at taking photos but im goos at the decorating part!!

So after my amazing day with my friends I went home and fell asleep than the next day I found out I was sick and had a fever.... I was so disappointed I actually wanted to go on those days!! some of my favorite subjects were on those days so now its Friday well technically Saturday because it one in the morning and I have to spend my weekend doing work I missed out on plus homework and study..... It sounds like im going to have an amazing weekend doesn't it ?


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HOURS OF STUDYING, HOMEWORK AND SLEEP ARE AHEAD OF ME


Thursday, 7 March 2013

I AM A PHOTOSHOP MURDERER

So for the past couple of hours I have been working on an art assessment recently which involves my arch nemesis and no it isn't my ex friend, its photoshop. Oh how dear photoshop I wish you were human so a can strangle you to death and kill you so I wont need to break my laptop into bit size pieces.  Does anyone besides me hate photoshop so much were you have had an idea, and criticized it so much that it had no flaws whatsoever, and that idea was to flush your laptop down the toilet? I HAVE PEOPLE THIS IS HOW MUCH I HATE PHOTOSHOP. If photoshop was a Pikachu I would kill every Pikachu there ever was, and I love Pikachu. My whole life I have been saying "I dont hate anything or anyone, I just really highly dislike you" Well I now know the feeling of hate, and its not even a good excuse to hate something its not even human!!!! Most people feel hate because someone did something wrong against them. I hate because the beach ball of death keeps on spinning on my laptop and wont leave me the hell alone.  Its like that old dude who lives on the end of the street that everyone accuses of being a pedo. HE JUST DOSNT LEAVE.

If only photoshop was a person I would so kill you. Ok scratch that I wouldn't kill him, or her, or transgener, I dont know if photoshop would be a man or a woman or both if he entered human form, so im not too sure. Ok back to the point I probably wont kill him because im the human embodiment of Winnie the Pooh. So lets put it this way if me and photoshop were Pokemon, I would be Magicarp and Photoshop would be Zapdos..... for all those who watch first generation Pokemon, right on, I bow to you, you have just became my loyal internet friend forever. You are my liff. So hopefully all you who are my liff understand my deep and unpronounced hatred of Photoshop. I even came up with a new saying " be optimistic everything you hate will eventually die" I hope you die photoshop AND YOU TOO BEACH BALL OF DEATH

So from all the liff's
Photoshop please die soon

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anyways bye bye
brain mushing video games await

WOW ITS BEEN A LONG TIME!!!!

OMG I haven't blogged in so long!!!!!! and my telepathic abilities tell me that you have missed me. No you say...oh..... well just had to make me sad didn't you. Now go away as im going to continue writing, sitting in the corner of my room crying like a little idiot. Nah just kidding but it has been a long time and im sure you missed me ...(cricket cricket )... so lets get this show on the road!! Wait thats not write im not in a show and im not on a road....ok I got it. Lets gat this blog on the bed....OMG THAT SOUNDED A MILLION TIMES WORSE. HELLO PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET DEMENTION  PLEASE FORGET THOSE SENTENCES ABOUT BLOGS AND BED AND DELETE THE PAST MINUTE OF YOUR LIFE!!!! Ok now that all my corny hyper jokes are done lets get back to my insanely epic, days of our lives lifestyle, staring me, friends ,ex-friends and maybe future crush or dude who may like me, because im just cool like that.

 So what to write about first? I KNOW ME !!! if you read my last blog you would of realised that I had a severe problem the amount of my homework given to me. Oh and btw it isn't always the best idea to go to your Principle and say " I dont think we should do homework, as it is torture to go through six hours of torture at school, then go home and suffer the torture of homework". Yeah not a good way to get the new Principle to like you. Hmmmmm what else happened to me recently? Ah hah I know. So recently I had to cook for like over 100 people.. not by my self I had about 50 other people helping me. So for all those wondering going " Why does crazy Pokemon anime chick need to cook for so many people!!" it is because I am one of those extremely unfortunate children who dont know how to cook,  but your parents force you to do it so you know how to cook for yourself in then future. Now I know some of the people on here may go" aw there doing a good thing for you".......you know how to cook..... I have discovered that I am the worst cook in all of history!!. So lets start form the beginning. When we were cutting vegetables I managed to cut myself, and it wasn't a little cut, it was an insane tiny cut that wouldn't stop bleeding for an hour and hurt like hell!! You know the feeling that when you scraped your knee and instead of putting detol on  it your parents put alcohol because you ran out of the BLOODY DETOL AND YOU WERE STUCK WITH A KNEE THAT FELT LIKE IT WAS ON FIRE AND A TRUCK JUST DROVE OVER IT, BECAUSE YOUR MUM SLAPPED IT AND SAID "all better" IN A SWEET VOICE LIKE SHE JUST DIDNT PUT YOU THROUGH ANOUGH PAIN.....thats....what.....it.....felt...like...Then your hospitality teacher finds you with you insanely panicing because theres blood all over you thumb....yeah not a good idea to put me in hospitality mum, you know you would think that after I made the smoke alarm go of at least 10 times, set fire to a pizza, accidentally left the gas on and put baking soda in cookies that it would be a terrible idea for me to leave home without a chef to cook for me. So other than that  I MISSED OUT ON A WHOLE DAYS WORTH OF CLASSED... only to stay back until it was 8:00 at night...smart move Maria...

Ok so next on the writing agenda is, drumroll please, FRIENDS.Oh how I love you all I will give lots of kisses and huggies tomorrow and everyone around me will think im crazier than the crazy cat lady on the Simpsons. I LOVE YOU, and update on ex friend: still stares at me, still creeps me out. I waved at her the other day when she was looking at me.. I dont think she liked that because she just death stared me harder .. and I was like... ok.... hand slowly descending and insert creeped out face. Oh and she sent me text saying she wanted to sort some stuff out.. the very next day I showed one of my closest friends the message.... for the rest of the day she was my body guard.... it was hilarious when you looked at it from everyone else's point of view though. I would just be walking along and ex friend would come near me than out of no where my closest friend would just pop out like a ninja and scream and redirect me. I must say even though I was kinda sad in the morning because I didn't want to be friends with ex friend this random act that happened at least five time made me insanely happy again.

OKIE DOKIE THE LAST THING I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IS..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ITHINKAGUYJUSTMIGHTLIKEME EEEEPPPP INSERT FANGIRL MOMENT and no this isn't the guy my ex friend broke are friendship for ITS A COMPLETING NEW GUY. There one problem though....every time a guy likes me I for some odd reason friend zone them. It could be the most hottest guy in the world but if I find out you like me, your friend zoned and I have no idea why? can you guys answer this for me? because I think that there something wrong with me, im pretty sure its biologically processed for a girl to want a boyfriend when she's 16. Why am I so weird?. So  anyway Future crush, maybe, because I dont see him often though he can be very nice when he wants to and makes me laugh which is a extra point for you my friend, have to get to know him a little better and he is taller than me which is a really good thing because im a bit taller than the average girl.

anyways
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anyways bye bye
back to homework -_-